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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

"down bad" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey authoritarian tbh

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 3h

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 4h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 6h

How realistic is unknown missile

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 8h

rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 6h

a picture of gambit with the words be 'll yeah on the bottom

ALT: a picture of gambit with the words be 'll yeah on the bottom

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 7h

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah to del ray, corner of mt Vernon and commonwealth

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 23h

Has Diddy endorsed

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the quality he deserved

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

I take posting extremely seriously. If you see a post by me you can be assured I was wearing a tie when I posted it.

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Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

Kramer v Kramer 2: Kramer v Predator

Patrick (pumpkin spice) @patrickas.bsky.social · 1d

“Mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated.”
-The Joker

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"