Patrick (pumpkin spice)
patrickas.bsky.social
Patrick (pumpkin spice)
@patrickas.bsky.social
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The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
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"down bad" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey authoritarian tbh
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
How realistic is unknown missile
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rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
Yeah to del ray, corner of mt Vernon and commonwealth
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
I take posting extremely seriously. If you see a post by me you can be assured I was wearing a tie when I posted it.
Kramer v Kramer 2: Kramer v Predator
“Mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated.”
-The Joker
Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"
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Healthcare but only for my friends
Damn I wish they had made this Forrest Gump sequel 😢
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My favorite meme for one of my least favorite days.
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Mr. Obama sir we tried to tell you that you were running with a bad crowd (billionaires), they’re bad news

www.cnn.com/2025/10/31/p...
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All hell can’t stop us now.
Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face
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Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.
Talks like someone prompted an AI to do a LinkedIn post about army