Ori
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Haha. What the fuck.
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Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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it's awkward for them it's awkward for me it's awkward for the reader
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I don’t know how to tell you this, but the point of buying books is to, at some point, read them.

I know. It was surprising to me too. 😭
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RETWEET if you want us to make a real-life

🐏LAMAGOTCHI🐏
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I'm calling it, 2025 is the year the Asian community gets its Tyler Perry. Uncle Roger was just a failed clone
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this is what peak performance looks like
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We did it once we can do it again
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I like that we are at the “What’s your favorite Zelda game? :3” stage of social media life here lol
i know a lot of people are like "live for spite!!!" and i 100% support that if that's what keeps you going but if it doesn't work for you you can live for a variety of reasons, including "read book that isn't out yet", "love", "step on a crunchy leaf", "look at the river", "pat a creature" etc
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