Orcish Law
@orcishlaw.bsky.social
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Lawyer. Gamer. Lawyer who represents game developers. Former musical theatre performer. He/him. Profile pic by @lartist. Black Lives still Matter. Fight fascists. Protect trans kids.
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John Roberts: Good morning, counsel. Before we begin, I understand that there is an update to the caption in this case?
Me: Yes, your honor. My client recently changed their name.
JR: Alright. And what is your client's new name?
Me: Webster Bivens, your honor.
JR: <covering the mic> oh shit
orcishlaw.bsky.social
How does he have 200k followers and we're only seeing this now?
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Hell yeah. One less thing to be pissed at him about.
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I did not know about this! I hope it manages to really capture the scene with the lights. I <gasped> when I saw that live.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
"I'm sorry, Mr. Scalzi, but rows 1 and 2 are reserved for the people who inherited their airline miles from their parents. Perhaps you might be more comfortable in business class with the other nouveau riche?"
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Hannibal Lecter: You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the bladder.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
We've suddenly got a drop in temps in Phoenix, with highs in the 80s! and 70s!! this week after still hitting 3 digits last week.

I'm sure it'll go back up just in time for Halloween again, but boy am i enjoying this respite.
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This would actually track: He wants to be a king, but what's better than a king? A god king.

Are there any famous god kings obsessed with gold and building giant buildings using labor that never got paid?

Any of them tormented by unexpected frogs and diseases?

Hmm, when's the next eclipse?
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Late night thought because it's still in my ear: There's a part in the Sirens' song in Hades 2 that can segue directly into Down the Witches' Road, and it's been doing so in my head for almost a full week now.

I'm sure there's already fanfic somewhere...
orcishlaw.bsky.social
You've heard of "I have no mouth, and I must scream." Now get ready for the unauthorized sequel: "I have not slept enough, yet I must pee."

Written by Orcishlaw this morning at 4:30 am.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Late night thought because it's still in my ear: There's a part in the Sirens' song in Hades 2 that can segue directly into Down the Witches' Road, and it's been doing so in my head for almost a full week now.

I'm sure there's already fanfic somewhere...
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avishaybsg.bsky.social
ICRC received last 13 living hostages from Hamas, and is heading into Israel. No more living hostages in Hamas' hands. 28 dead still to be handed over.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Why is this the first I'm hearing about this?
badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
orcishlaw.bsky.social
This would actually track: He wants to be a king, but what's better than a king? A god king.

Are there any famous god kings obsessed with gold and building giant buildings using labor that never got paid?

Any of them tormented by unexpected frogs and diseases?

Hmm, when's the next eclipse?
billamend.bsky.social
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
orcishlaw.bsky.social
I have to say, it's almost unsettling at this point to see him in anything besides a suit.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This morning I ran the NYC Gaza 5K in Prospect Park for the third time, alongside the Harlem Run Club, to raise money for @unrwausa.bsky.social, which delivers critical humanitarian aid and services to Palestinians in Gaza.

I hope you'll join me in donating: unrwausa.org
Zohran jogging alongside a member of the Harlem Run Club in Prospect Park.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Hmm, my initial thought in response was "Unexpected ECF notification," but honestly, I don't know that any notification can ever be truly expected.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Follow-up

"I can convince him!"
orcishlaw.bsky.social
More like "Call of Duty? Who cares?" Am I right, brah?
orcishlaw.bsky.social
One always tells the truth and one always lies, but which is which?
orcishlaw.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Counting Foos
Stanks of the Stone Age
Megan thee Lizard Wizard
Captain Beefheart & Tennille
Imagine Toad the Wet Sprocket
Police! at the Disco
jakevig.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
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Mash up bands

Pink Purple
orcishlaw.bsky.social
This is Zitz greenwashing of the worst kind. The only reason he wouldn't have been on the plane is because he was too busy committing war crimes elsewhere.

And we don't talk about Pimple.

Also, the dinosaurs from Bubble Bobble and both Bad Dudes - Yes. The Contra guys are the pilots.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
orcishlaw.bsky.social
5 hours in, where every single player who made it that far said "Fucking FINALLY!!" and started enjoying the game
orcishlaw.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

No more virtual hearings.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.