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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 17h

Because I like embarrassing my cat, here's my son with his belly shaved, looking utterly miserable about it lmao

A large long haired black cat with his tummy shaved

actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 18h

Actual jew here: can we stop calling the necklace a nazi necklace because of a few numbers and symbols that CAN be used as dog whistles? This just waters down legitimate cases of antisemitism and is a complete waste of time. If you wanna criticise her, pick something actually REAL jfc

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 19h

Do any other pet parents feel absolute and complete shame and guilt when their pet is unwell and part of the cause is their lifestyle? I feel like I've been set on fire

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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 1d

I feel very normal about this

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lex 💖🌈 @loudestwoman.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhhhh, the undercover teammate who evades public surveillance and helps her break out of the locked vault of longings she can't speak aloud to eventually shatter the glass closet of her career 🧢

Three photos of Taylor Swift's public romantic connections wearing black baseball caps at her concerts side by side with three screen grabs from the I Can See You music video of Joey King wearing a black baseball cap to evade surveillance cameras on her way to break Taylor Swift out of the locked vault.

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AAAAH-riadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 1d

*repeatedly pressing the trapdoor button under my desk*
#gbbo #BakeOff

OK. I would love it to bake for seven hours, really slowly,

in an Aga, but I don't have that or that time.

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

Probably a willow tree. Weeping, terrible drooped posture, associated with death/grief and also cool with water idk

A weeping willow tree bending over a lake

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violet 👾🖤 long live swemo @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 1d

lightening makes me think of hair lightener too lol

collage of "bleachella" - taylor with bleached hair

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TSCUniversity 🎓💟 @tscuniversity13.bsky.social · 1d

In an extremely rare show of media solidarity across the political spectrum, CNN, FOX NEWS, NBC, ABC AND CBS have declined to agree to the Pentagon’s new restrictions that threaten journalistic integrity and free speech.

More: www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Text reads: JOINT STATEMENT FROM CNN, FOX NEWS, NBC, ABC AND CBS REJECTING PETE HEGSETH'S PLEDGE DEMAND
"WE JOIN VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER NEWS ORGANIZATION IN DECLINING TO AGREE TO THE PENTAGON'S NEW REQUIREMENTS, WHICH WOULD RESTRICT JOURNALISTS' ABILITY TO KEEP THE NATION AND THE WORLD INFORMED OF IMPORTANT NATIONAL SECURITY ISSUES. THE POLICY IS WITHOUT PRECEDENT AND THREATENS CORE JOURNALISTIC PROTECTIONS. WE WILL CONTINUE TO COVER THE U.S.
MILITARY AS EACH OF OUR
ORGANIZATIONS HAS DONE FOR MANY DECADES, UPHOLDING THE PRINCIPLES OF A FREE AND INDEPENDENT PRESS."

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

He literally just looks like a masc lesbian all the time lmao it's so cute

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Wᥱᥒdყ @lovesbowie.bsky.social · 2d

F★REVER AND EVER!

#BowieForever

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Butterfly 🦋 @mourningbutterfly.bsky.social · 1d

I saw someone say that Gaylors are actually NICER to Taylor than swifties because we give her the benefit of the doubt and look more into her lyrics that are otherwise just bad and I’ve just been thinking about it

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

About to go utterly FERAL over here... 😭

Instagram post of Dan and Phil with Phil's arm around Dan and the caption: just two partners feeling grateful for everyone's thoughtful messages and insane shitposts

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violet 👾🖤 long live swemo @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 1d

hey what's up with "lightening"?? this "typo" appears in supernova by june bates and also in the description of the showgirl necklace. i certainly have thoughts... 💡⚡️💡⚡️💡

description of the showgirl necklace SILVER TONE NECKLACE WITH LIGHTENING BOLT DESIGNS, CLEAR CZ CRYSTALS, "OPALITE" STAR CHARM, AND TAYLOR SWIFT CHARM. PACKAGED IN A MINT GREEN GLITTER BOX.

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

Keira Knightley laughing as she (very unconvincingly) apologises for not knowing people are boycotting Harry Potter.... girl I've lost ALL respect for you

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot stop laughing at this message my friend just sent me about Dan and Phil lmaoooooo

Screenshot of an Instragram message thay says:
"Also I just thought of something. If you had ended your life before 18 like you had thought you’d do, you would have never found out that Phan is real and has been all along"

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

The AO3-ification of reading

Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 2d

i really hate when we talk about books like they're shopping lists of tropes

actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

Should I watch American Psycho again for the potential New Romantics themes tonight or Coraline for the Halloween vibes

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under the pink (cassandra) @underthepink7.com · 2d

this dan and phil video is addressing some real issues and points that i think we need to unpack as a community

shipping 👍🏻
investigating personal lives 👎🏻

noticing and talking abt the obvious 👍🏻
centering queerness & coming out 👎🏻

art first 👍🏻
ships first 👎🏻

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

I think it was really good that they made it clear that they do not mind the shipping and fanfictions and art because THAT was never the violation of trust like people accuse gaylors. It was people stalking them and harassing their family members etc. that was weird. Not the idea they were gay

actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 1d

Because those are talking points that the fans bring up frequently that they tease us about. People have been speculating them being married for like a decade now and they like to do seasonal baking videos (mainly halloween or christmas and sometimes easter)

actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 2d

they didn't even come out as gay until 2019 lmao

actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 2d

happy to be of service lmao

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the7wivesofRH⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 2d

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actually joemantic 🎃🐈‍⬛🍁 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 2d

Put this in the internet hall of fame

Youtube clip titled "Is Phan Real? The Truth" pictured: Taylor Swift in a green dress sitting on a white couch with Daniel Howell and Phil Lester in suits, all three holding mics

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