actually joemantic ✨️🍾👑
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I'm being so brave today*
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*I'm doing holiday shopping in a tourist city
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*I'm doing holiday shopping in a tourist city
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm being so brave today*
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*I'm doing holiday shopping in a tourist city
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*I'm doing holiday shopping in a tourist city
Happy International Day of Solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Boycott as much as you can, support as openly as you can and remember:
NOBODY IS FREE UNTIL EVERYBODY IS FREE
Boycott as much as you can, support as openly as you can and remember:
NOBODY IS FREE UNTIL EVERYBODY IS FREE
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy International Day of Solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Boycott as much as you can, support as openly as you can and remember:
NOBODY IS FREE UNTIL EVERYBODY IS FREE
Boycott as much as you can, support as openly as you can and remember:
NOBODY IS FREE UNTIL EVERYBODY IS FREE
The landlord said it would take about 10 minutes and he'd be here at 12 he got here at 12:45 and has been here for 25 minutes with no sign of stopping and I'm late for work at the theatre now 😭😭😭😭
There's an electrician in my flat checking idk the electrics or something. What am I meant to do I'm just stood in the background like 🧍 while my cat is shut in the bathroom so he doesn't get in the way 😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The landlord said it would take about 10 minutes and he'd be here at 12 he got here at 12:45 and has been here for 25 minutes with no sign of stopping and I'm late for work at the theatre now 😭😭😭😭
There's an electrician in my flat checking idk the electrics or something. What am I meant to do I'm just stood in the background like 🧍 while my cat is shut in the bathroom so he doesn't get in the way 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There's an electrician in my flat checking idk the electrics or something. What am I meant to do I'm just stood in the background like 🧍 while my cat is shut in the bathroom so he doesn't get in the way 😭
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
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Say yes to more things.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Say yes to more things.
Wore a knitted vest to work today and two different coworkers compared me to Wallace from Waplace & Gromit 😭 Tempted to change, not gonna lie
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Wore a knitted vest to work today and two different coworkers compared me to Wallace from Waplace & Gromit 😭 Tempted to change, not gonna lie
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Wait!!! Travis Kelce's girlfriend is a professional singer??!?!?
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wait!!! Travis Kelce's girlfriend is a professional singer??!?!?
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
Ordered the Dan and Phil fantasy calendar within 30 seconds of them announcing it lmao
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ordered the Dan and Phil fantasy calendar within 30 seconds of them announcing it lmao
To give myself a boost of seratonin at work, I've started poorly editing memes to send to my manager to ask for more emails/tickets. My latest today had me laughing hysterically at my desk for 10 minutes
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
To give myself a boost of seratonin at work, I've started poorly editing memes to send to my manager to ask for more emails/tickets. My latest today had me laughing hysterically at my desk for 10 minutes
taking myself for a walk because a customer who is refusing to check if their item is water damaged has now accused me of trying to electrocute them by asking them to prove that there is damage
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
taking myself for a walk because a customer who is refusing to check if their item is water damaged has now accused me of trying to electrocute them by asking them to prove that there is damage
If you absolutely "must" watch it, PIRATE IT!
Fuck STRANGER THINGS (on Netflix)
Noah Schnapp (plays Will Beyers) is a Zionist, racist, and genocide supporter.
He’s made horrible comments and been allowed to keep his job whilst they fired Susan Surandon and Melissa Berrara for speaking up for Palestine.
Noah Schnapp (plays Will Beyers) is a Zionist, racist, and genocide supporter.
He’s made horrible comments and been allowed to keep his job whilst they fired Susan Surandon and Melissa Berrara for speaking up for Palestine.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you absolutely "must" watch it, PIRATE IT!
chappell's new cat 😭😭😭 a little weinkly baby
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
chappell's new cat 😭😭😭 a little weinkly baby
does anybody else ever randomly get these random h*rny people on their tl every so often cause... i'm good thanks lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
does anybody else ever randomly get these random h*rny people on their tl every so often cause... i'm good thanks lol
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etymology deep dive I GUESS
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
etymology deep dive I GUESS
Note to self: Listening to the Wicked For Good soundtrack at work is NOT a good idea if I want to focus and not cry at work
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Note to self: Listening to the Wicked For Good soundtrack at work is NOT a good idea if I want to focus and not cry at work
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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yeses notice how weird it is all if a sudden were getting so much info from the sun yesss
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
yeses notice how weird it is all if a sudden were getting so much info from the sun yesss
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Once white people started with the “Black women will save us!” trope after derogating for every shred of their existence for forfuckingever, I knew we were ALL on borrowed time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Once white people started with the “Black women will save us!” trope after derogating for every shred of their existence for forfuckingever, I knew we were ALL on borrowed time.
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I AM NOT WELL OMG
Hailey Bieber out with Zoe!!! WEARING HARRY STYLES RED SCARF 🧣
Hailey Bieber out with Zoe!!! WEARING HARRY STYLES RED SCARF 🧣
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I AM NOT WELL OMG
Hailey Bieber out with Zoe!!! WEARING HARRY STYLES RED SCARF 🧣
Hailey Bieber out with Zoe!!! WEARING HARRY STYLES RED SCARF 🧣
Honestly the political themes of For Good were utterly fascinating. They managed to tie in imagery not just from 1940s Germany but also modern day America(or the West in general tbh) which was really interesting to spot.
Life imitates art imitates life
Life imitates art imitates life
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Honestly the political themes of For Good were utterly fascinating. They managed to tie in imagery not just from 1940s Germany but also modern day America(or the West in general tbh) which was really interesting to spot.
Life imitates art imitates life
Life imitates art imitates life
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it’s rapturous 🤠
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it’s rapturous 🤠
WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILERS:
When I tell you the GASP I gasped when Madam Morrible announced Fiyero and Glinda's engagement and Fiyero was like "We are?".... The PRomance of it all has me scaling the walls
When I tell you the GASP I gasped when Madam Morrible announced Fiyero and Glinda's engagement and Fiyero was like "We are?".... The PRomance of it all has me scaling the walls
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILERS:
When I tell you the GASP I gasped when Madam Morrible announced Fiyero and Glinda's engagement and Fiyero was like "We are?".... The PRomance of it all has me scaling the walls
When I tell you the GASP I gasped when Madam Morrible announced Fiyero and Glinda's engagement and Fiyero was like "We are?".... The PRomance of it all has me scaling the walls