Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD
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#OurFlagMeansDeath, fanfic writer, late 40s, vegan, PsA, CPTSD, ADHD. they/he/she. Reposts NSFW art & fic. Pfp by https://bsky.app/profile/libroseitm.bsky.social Zuckerbaby_1 on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Zuckerbaby_1/profile 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🍉🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
The world is a binfire & everyone is having a really hard time, but if you've got the capacity & the inclination, it would be incredibly appreciated if you could help me pay rent while I try & figure out how to get my life organised. I could write you a drabble! www.gofundme.com/f/mutual-aid...
Donate to Mutual aid request to help Leigh pay rent, organized by Leigh Drew
Hi! I'm Leigh and I am reviving this previous fundraiser that I had running in 20… Leigh Drew needs your support for Mutual aid request to help Leigh pay rent
www.gofundme.com
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whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Got a bug in my brain—new little #WIPWednesday with a Stede spiral #ofmd #gentlebeard
He sighed and let his head thunk back against the wall. Edward. Beautiful, brilliant, creative, thoughtful, perfect Edward whose ad for a room to rent he had answered nearly six months ago was out tonight meeting someone and likely falling in love and then one day he’ll tell Stede that he wants the new guy to move in so could Stede please find a new place to live, but of course they’ll still be best friends, but then he’ll start moving their plans and making excuses as to why they can’t meet up, and then he’ll tell Stede that he’s great but that he wants to make sure he’s focusing on his relationship, and then one day Stede will be alone in his shoebox apartment with a cat who doesn’t really like him that he adopted to ease the loneliness and he’ll open the mail to see a wedding invitation for Edward and fucking Daniel or some shit and he won’t have even known it was coming and he’ll be sitting in the audience watching as Ed says his vows and rides off into the sunset with his true love.
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
Morning bump!

Ch 3 is up on AO3! Stede takes the train to the children's home and reads their files, only to find he might be a little out of his depth...😈

archiveofourown.org/works/709834...
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jeffsbuttons.bsky.social
A Wednesday night update of Something To Talk About.

Have added an additional tag to the end as a just in case. Something briefly happens.

Again, I haven't named any chapters, but if I did, 19 would probably be called, What Ed did next...

#OFMDFic

archiveofourown.org/works/669387...
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gaywatson.bsky.social
For #WIPWednesday, I'm bringing back one I've been sitting on since June since it's got strong #OMFDWhumptober vibes (especially the full uncropped piece). I am. So. Eager. to get back to this. Maybe for Whumpcember or Janwhumpary. 😩
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Digital sketch of Kraken Era Ed modeled after the Alphonse Mucha Medee poster. Ed is in his leathers. His posture is rigid, his face a mask of surprise and alarm as tentacles wrap tightly around his body, trapping his arms and covering his mouth. He's holding a knife and there's the hint of a blue veil billowing behind him. Cropped view of the Alphonse Mucha Medee poster. The female figure is draped in robes and wearing an elaborate headpiece. Her posture is rigid, her face a mask of surprise as a cowl covers her mouth. She's holding a knife and has a snake twisting up her forearm. Is it real or a tattoo or perhaps an elaborate jewelry accessory?
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tyiart.bsky.social
sticker: ko-fi.com/s/b9c1e32ba7
print: ko-fi.com/s/36734366a8

🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔🐈❔
#bsnm #artshop #stickershop #relatable #kitty
Doodle of a kitty waking up in psych ward titled "what the absolute f*ck is going on"
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Reminder: the art that you (yes YOU) make is important
gaywatson.bsky.social
I want to say something about art.
(a 🧵)

It is a uniquely human experience to see a sculpture or a painting and recognize yourself in the curve of a line or a cluster of brushstrokes;
Still from Season 1 of OFMD showing Mary's abstracted lighthouse painting
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fablizpoppe.bsky.social
We’re *all* indebted to Jenn and to each one of this community’s talented & generous artists. And it’s so incredibly kind for him to go out of his way to say it. 💜💜💜
david-jenkins.bsky.social
This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
self-induljennt.bsky.social
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
self-induljennt.bsky.social
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
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libroseitm.bsky.social
A sketchy skater girl Ed for your veiwing pleasure 😌
A digital sketch of Ed from OFMD. He's squatting down with one foot very close to to the viewer. He's wearing a short pleated skirt, a loose tank top, fish net tights, loose socks and chunky boots. Because he's squatting down, you can see a hint of his underwear. He's doing a backwards peace sign with the hand closest to us. His hair is shaved on one side and he has tongue, septum, and eyebrow peircings.
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criminalerin.bsky.social
In one corner we have Pornhub refusing to store users' PII & government IDs because of the myriad security problems inherent in that situation

In the other corner, openAI very much wants to store your government ID attached to your gooning chats
OpenAI wins $200 million U.S. defense contract
Months after announcing a partnership with defense-tech startup Anduril, OpenAI has secured a $200 million contract with the Department of Defense.
www.cnbc.com
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criminalerin.bsky.social
Lmao I wonder what percentage of charGPT users who willingly upload their government ID to openAI for gooning purposes are aware that until 3 days ago openAI was under court order to store all users' chats lmao and at any time could be court ordered to do so again
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snoopypez.bsky.social
kshshsjsk decided to finally turn to a book instead of the phone on this journey and LOOK
a picture from a bit from the book Broposal by Sonora Reyes. the important part is that Our Flag Means Death is mentioned!!
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Working with the Wrong Tags Ch 8, in which Ed and Stede do not sneak into Stede's room.

archiveofourown.org/works/69868706
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He was still very much thinking about it, when they came up the hallway to find his mother standing by the door to his hotel room.

She theatrically wrung her hands when she saw him. “Your father is furious. He says you haven’t been answering your phone, and I have no idea what to tell him, and you didn’t come to the rehearsal dinner!”

Stede bit back the impulse to remind his mother that it could hardly be a rehearsal dinner without the bride in attendance, instead returning to yesterday's lie. “I’ve been indisposed, quite ill from the airport sushi. I went to the hospital yesterday for treatment and was just released this morning.” Stede was somewhat sure that one didn’t stay overnight for food poisoning, but was hoping that the idea of it was disgusting enough to put his mother off further questioning.

“The hospital?” she asked uncertainly.

“I had to have fluids,” he said confidently and did not snicker on the word “fluids.” Ed did, though. Stede, inspired to just a little wickedness, added, “Ed made sure I got more fluids this morning. He’s a really good friend.”

“Just doing my best,” Ed said, mirth beneath his tone, and Stede decided it was best not to tweak Ed further in case he lost his composure. 

“Well! You can certainly understand our concern about your absence. The wedding is today.”
ofmdzb.bsky.social
It's been a while since I've read it, but once they connect, I'm pretty sure it's all about the two of them. (And now I need to give it a reread)
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mystictrashmoon.bsky.social
The Finest of Fine Things

Probation Era Gentlebeard 💜

For #Kinktober Day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control + Bonus Prompt: Free Use!

This is a big one compared to the others. I started it last year for the prompts ‘Object Insertion’ and ‘Collar’ 😏

archiveofourown.org/works/72468216
Cover Art with a photo of Ed in his cat collar and sack as the background. Text reads: The Finest of Fine Things by cheesecake3
Ed x Stede
Kinktober 2025
Sequel to Captain Bonnet's Finest Thing
Rated E | 5.6k words
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
ofmdzb.bsky.social
I had short hair for decades & am still figuring it out now that I have a long mullet (my hair is very fine & knots easily). I find sleeping with a loose plait works for me. I like two, cos that way if I'm sleeping on my back, I don't get the bulk of the plait pressing into the base of my skull.
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
This fun fic for all the senses, but very much focussed on scents, has wrapped up with its second chapter! Ed and Stede have a lovely time ❤️
gildecage.bsky.social
Here ya go, crew. As promised, chapter two.
I really enjoyed writing this. I don't know why it turned up in my brain but I'm glad it did.
Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/724412...
Background is rumpled, cream-coloured bedsheets and blankets. Text in the centre reads The Scentsual World. An OFMD Canon Divergent Fic by GildedCage