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The Dapper Platypus

@nowayray.bsky.social

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Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · 26d

Andy Griffith is my President

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

On the bright side, there were fucks given by people who do that sort of thing.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

Please hold, I'm using AI to generate a better personality.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

The judge signed the paperwork, I'm officially adopted by the Momma cat down the street.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

I buy my wrongthink by the bushel

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

Done reacting to the thing in Utah.

Today is 9/11 real tragedy happened and real heroes made.

a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 11

That's in the Canadian export version

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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · Sep 10

This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...

At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say

At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.

www.wcpo.com

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 10

It's still not Friday yet.

Let that sink in.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 10

I am officially monitored for subversive thoughts

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 5

Not until I check with Reddit do I believe it really happened

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Sep 2

It has been a long and painful journey of slef discovery, but i wanted everyone to k own that I have decided I am reverting back to Crunchy Peanut Butter.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Aug 12

“i never asked to be Bourne.”
- Matt Damon having an Identity crisis 😩

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Where is the next mountain to tumble down?

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Bc some days there isn't enough wit to make it in this big lonely world.

Fail

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Feeling low because I have 0 shirtworthy Skeets.

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · Jul 23

Introducing skeetshirts, where I put your bangers on tshirts

Your first installment brought to you by none other @raindro.bsky.social

And yes, that is a scannable QR code to his Bsky profile on the back

Let’s all clap for Dro for the writing banger but me for making the the shirt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

A photo of a black shirt that says “ yes, actually, I do get all of my validation from random Internet people. Next question @raindro.bsky.social”

A scannable QR code to Raindro.bsky.social

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Posting my SSN here because Bsky is the more trustworthy place to be defrauded...

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

I got permission tonight from the last remaining family to use a name that is perfect for a Main Character who is a take on him. He was a petty crook, 100% charismatic, and self destructive. But also the source for so many of my crime fiction stories....

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Nobody seems to understand why water is so wet.

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · Jul 23

*Steve pushes 7*

Steve: whoever pushes the button is the captain of the elevator.

Me: I don’t think that’s tru-

*Captain Steve slaps me with his glove so hard I immediately accept the chain of command*

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The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

I photoshopped a pic of my cornbread once just to impress a girl.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

After the elephant erotica incident, I swore it off forever

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

TMZ is reporting that an embattled Ms. Pac man has filed for divorce

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

I was once waterboarded with lite beer.

It was called college.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

No, Craig.

I'm not writing erotica.

The Dapper Platypus @nowayray.bsky.social · Jul 23

Finished @cterlson.bsky.social write on clinic Saturday and now I am seriously considering switching genres.

But dont blame Craig.