The Dapper Platypus
@nowayray.bsky.social
Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him
The swift and lawful prosecution of every high ranking member of this current lawless regime can and should be the central theme of every upcoming election.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The swift and lawful prosecution of every high ranking member of this current lawless regime can and should be the central theme of every upcoming election.
By a Veto-Proof Majority the House and Senate need to pass a bill that any Presidential Pardon for current or past members of any administration require a 2/3 Congressional Vote to become valid.
Does NOT remove pardon power, just provides a reasonable check.
Does NOT remove pardon power, just provides a reasonable check.
I’m hoping they show this Hegseth post at his sentencing hearing.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
By a Veto-Proof Majority the House and Senate need to pass a bill that any Presidential Pardon for current or past members of any administration require a 2/3 Congressional Vote to become valid.
Does NOT remove pardon power, just provides a reasonable check.
Does NOT remove pardon power, just provides a reasonable check.
"Barry had a system. Old folks and young families were off limits. Bums and winos scraping by were too. But everyone else were fair game. It was open season on every other asshole."
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Barry had a system. Old folks and young families were off limits. Bums and winos scraping by were too. But everyone else were fair game. It was open season on every other asshole."
Staying awake to stave off Monday...
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Staying awake to stave off Monday...
I am most often confused for an escapee from a mental institution.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I am most often confused for an escapee from a mental institution.
The 3 hours spent this afternoon at my local used book store included Bourbon.
If yours didn't, please lodge appropriate complaints.
If yours didn't, please lodge appropriate complaints.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The 3 hours spent this afternoon at my local used book store included Bourbon.
If yours didn't, please lodge appropriate complaints.
If yours didn't, please lodge appropriate complaints.
Just finished 1929 by @andrewrsorkin.bsky.social and as an Historical Economist I have some issues. But as a reader, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Might do a thread at some point, but haven't really used this space for that kind of thing here before.
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just finished 1929 by @andrewrsorkin.bsky.social and as an Historical Economist I have some issues. But as a reader, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Might do a thread at some point, but haven't really used this space for that kind of thing here before.
Most of the disinformation I generate is to placate my own anxiety.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Most of the disinformation I generate is to placate my own anxiety.
After living apart for over three years, my wife and I finally called it quits.
Nobody cheated.
But the slow motion rending of my soul had to come to stop. And the healing had to begin.
Nobody cheated.
But the slow motion rending of my soul had to come to stop. And the healing had to begin.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
After living apart for over three years, my wife and I finally called it quits.
Nobody cheated.
But the slow motion rending of my soul had to come to stop. And the healing had to begin.
Nobody cheated.
But the slow motion rending of my soul had to come to stop. And the healing had to begin.
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🚨Trumps aggression with Venezuela is not about drugs at all:
1/2
1/2
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🚨Trumps aggression with Venezuela is not about drugs at all:
1/2
1/2
How long until Secretary of DUI Hegseth announces strikes on "suspected" drug boats on the Great Lakes?
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How long until Secretary of DUI Hegseth announces strikes on "suspected" drug boats on the Great Lakes?
Note the artful way she rearranged the hole where her deported ex sister-in-iaw dish would have been...
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Note the artful way she rearranged the hole where her deported ex sister-in-iaw dish would have been...
The sound of me dying inside was recorded live before a studio audience...
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The sound of me dying inside was recorded live before a studio audience...
Having found himself on the same flight as JD Vance, certain questions that have lingered for the Pontiff are to be resolved while "close to God"
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Having found himself on the same flight as JD Vance, certain questions that have lingered for the Pontiff are to be resolved while "close to God"
Mark Kelly, AOC, Pete Buttigieg, Bernie... all represent the "Tough as Leather" liberal that is emerging to lead.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Mark Kelly, AOC, Pete Buttigieg, Bernie... all represent the "Tough as Leather" liberal that is emerging to lead.
Where are the door-to-door used Robot salesmen I was promised in this Dystopian future?
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Where are the door-to-door used Robot salesmen I was promised in this Dystopian future?
Anyone who asks me to "Take it on Faith" is waving a red flag.
Faith presumes something is true and then twists facts to support it.
Reason begins from facts and infers what is likely true with room for revision.
Faith presumes something is true and then twists facts to support it.
Reason begins from facts and infers what is likely true with room for revision.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Anyone who asks me to "Take it on Faith" is waving a red flag.
Faith presumes something is true and then twists facts to support it.
Reason begins from facts and infers what is likely true with room for revision.
Faith presumes something is true and then twists facts to support it.
Reason begins from facts and infers what is likely true with room for revision.
I take no cup of coffee for granted...
[Repeat in Gregorian chant]
[Repeat in Gregorian chant]
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I take no cup of coffee for granted...
[Repeat in Gregorian chant]
[Repeat in Gregorian chant]
Through the magic of sleep, I've escaped the clutches of another day.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Through the magic of sleep, I've escaped the clutches of another day.
My Two Factor Authentication is a Meme
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My Two Factor Authentication is a Meme
How long until the Sovereign Citizen movement merges with Bitcoin and we have SovBit?
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How long until the Sovereign Citizen movement merges with Bitcoin and we have SovBit?
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It is the fundamental incentive toward every owner in a capitalist structure to extract the maximum value (profit) from their business. This means maximizing revenue and minimizing cost. That's not evil until it grows to include enough employees that their welfare is just another "cost"
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It is the fundamental incentive toward every owner in a capitalist structure to extract the maximum value (profit) from their business. This means maximizing revenue and minimizing cost. That's not evil until it grows to include enough employees that their welfare is just another "cost"
"Vodka Protein Smoothie"
Breakfast Menu Item
Breakfast Menu Item
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Vodka Protein Smoothie"
Breakfast Menu Item
Breakfast Menu Item
Please remember that if you're a Conservative, I'm NOT thankful for you today.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Please remember that if you're a Conservative, I'm NOT thankful for you today.