Nothing Edifying
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Friendly neighborhood cryptid haunting the skyline. Just an eldritch horror doing my level best to be helpful. Pronouns: Ominous they/them.
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There’s something funny about Hollywood kind of realizing people are tired of computer generated destruction orgies in place of a decent act three while at the same time salivating about making entire movies that look like that.
Now I'm tempted to buy myself a pancreas to make my own T1D pancreas feel jealous!
I won't ask the intrusive question of which organ, but I will ask, "Does such a plushie exist?"
I honestly think that our society would have a better relationship to sexual health if positive STI results were delivered via a giant microbe plushies.

“You got the clap, but you also got this cutie!”

I refuse to entertain the notion that this would incentivize unsafe sex.
A cute grey plushie of the Neisseria gonorrhoeae bacteria with soulful eyes
Pokémon GO re-leveling day was fun! Made the jump to level 70 automatically, discarded 1000+ reward items overloading my storage, and now I’m chipping away at the next set of level requirements.

This game is perfectly shaped for my particular flavor of ADHD.
Pokémon GO notification screen of a golden badge: “Legacy 50: Achieved level 50 by October 15, 2025.”
Very silly, but I'm wondering which of the other streaming platforms with a plus will follow suit. The big ones are AMC+, Disney+, and Paramount+.

I bet Disney will be the holdout.
Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'
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Just a reminder that my book about Castrovalva is available now! obversebooks.co.uk/product/77-c...
A meme of Anakin Skywalker and Padme talking, with subtitles. 
In Panel 1, Anakin says, 'I've been learning about recursion.'
In Panel 2, Padme says, 'It's easy to understand, right?'
In Panel 4, Padme has a confused reaction. 

Panel 3 is the entire four-panel image recursively shrunk to fill Panel 3. Within it, we can also see another, smaller, Panel 3, with the entire image repeated again, in the Droste effect. It continues in smaller and smaller recursive panels.
If you see this, post a robot.

Mother from Raised by Wolves is my favorite Ridley Scott android by a mile, beating out so many other great milk-blooded androids and replicants. Amanda Collin deserves more love.
Scene from Raised by Wolves (2020–2022) showing a feminine android with short-cropped hair (Amanda Collin) in a silvery unitard in a t-pose against a desolate, dusty alien planet backdrop with a sun behind her.
One of those days where a comment by the leader of an infamous cult shows up in my Facebook Memories.

If I had a nickel for every cult leader I knew before they led a cult, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
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Aferah, for a personal project, 2017
Aferah, an illustration by Eleonor Piteira of a woman in profile standing on a desert. Framing her head is a gold sun like a halo, and her long dark hair becomes the night sky behind her, with two pale moons among the stars. On one hand she holds a 4 leaf clover and on another a gold cup tilted down, a gold river pouring from it.
Nine movies into my October movie marathon, and still no nightmares!

#SpookySeason #HorrorMovies
Grid of nine movies posters: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Host, Nosferatu (2024), The Vourdalak, The VVitch, Watchers, Lilies Not For Me, Suspiria (1977), and Suspiria (2018)
I dearly love this imperfect platform, but I do wish the Discover feed was purely people I don't follow (yet).

I understand the value of a catch-all, but it's untidy!
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still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA
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It would be very funny if Dolly Parton weighed in on this and said, "I love this cartoon, Elon Musk. When I'm a ghost, I will haunt YOU."
Dead End: Paranormal Park was an absolute treasure, by the way.

It's about a haunted Dollywood where the Dolly Parton is voiced by Miss Coco Peru.
Poster for Dead End: Paranormal Park showing two teenagers, a pug, and a demon in front of a spooky amusement park.
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Cats are better than children because i cannot in good consciousness name children after unethical science. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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should I start a bsky book club? one book a month, say, and then we do a big megathread to discuss it.
the more people talk about it, the less confident i feel that i know how to read. where do i learn to read? ugh lol
You love the things you love so well that it's a joyful experience to read your thoughts about them.
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Watching Psycho (1960) from my sickbed. It’s my favorite film ever and I think the scariest part is how Marion turns on the shower while standing directly under the spray. No warm up, no temp check. Just raw.
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1) every year we all get to vote on which classic story gets made into a muppet movie

2) every year you guys make that muppet movie

3) we will ALL go see every one of these

4) you will never not profit from this

5) why are we not doing things this way
Most of the peoples of Hyrule seem incredibly adaptable to ecological change, evolving rapidly, but Gorons never change from Skyward Sword all the way to Wind Waker.

They're the giant pandas of the Zelda series, always teetering on extinction.
Illustration of a Goron merchant with a giant backpack, a straining button-up shirt, and a hat pulled down over his face.
While we all wait years for the next #KDH, Ejae, Audrey, and Rei should just start recording new songs and touring as IRL Huntr/x to fill out the fictional back catalog.

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EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami from KPop Demon Hunters: Golden | The Tonight Show
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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