No Joyman
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Librarian, nudnik, anti-zionist Jew
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Hardly an obscurity but
I worked as a contractor in Senate (and some House) offices of both parties between 2008 and 2013 and virtually every white male in Republican offices had the "smartest guy in a land grant frat" vibe; the idea that they weren't little grubby racist pigs is very silly
In fact, I look more like a predatory bird than a rat but any person with small sharp features that are bunched in the center of his face can expect to be called a rat about three times a year
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Guy who ingests so much Huel that he no longer needs the lead apron when getting dental X-rays:
THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.
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Ceasefire Holds as Only Palestinians Die
Camus Present Day: "he goons and parlays"
I finally understand what Allan Bloom was weeping about in the Closing of the American Mind
The correct answer is the quasi recolonization by British commercial interests in the mid 19th century right
I had an Argentinian friend in college who told me this old saying: "what god does at night, Argentinians undo during the day"
I deplore modern innovations (stealing body parts from a medical school) we must RETVRN to tradition (stealing body parts for a medical school)
WBUR @wbur.org · 10d
The Supreme Judicial Court says Harvard failed to adequately supervise its former morgue manager, Cedric Lodge, who admitted to stealing skin, brains and bones of bodies that had been donated to the medical school for students to learn from.
'Extraordinary failure': SJC says lawsuits against Harvard over morgue thefts can move forward
The Supreme Judicial Court says Harvard failed to adequately supervise its former morgue manager, Cedric Lodge, who admitted to stealing skin, brains and bones of bodies that had been donated to the m...
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Damn Osbert Lancaster my mom loves him
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
Interrupting the War on Halloween to declare a hayseed anathema on the Mormons
Blue check tweet from three days ago that says 

The problem with evil Halloween decorations is that they are real, they summon real monsters, they bring forth real beings. It’s not a game. Festivities matter.
They're calling it the purest formality they've ever seen. Unbelievable purity of formality folks
A Pure Formality (1994) starring Gerard Depardieu and Roman Polanski
EXCUSE ME but I have tenure because I am the world's most special boy and it's my just reward
We used to be a proper country
FEMA publication "COVID-19 Pandemic Operational Guidance for the 2020 Hurricane Season"
When Prophecy Fails by Leon Festinger
Life in Baltimore:
Tomorrow they're hitting me with a Nissan Altima
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Breathless reporting across the industry on unconfirmed reports that Kirk's killer may have once breathed same air particles expelled by a trans person, meanwhile no interest in ironclad proof that yet another school shooter was a Nazi.
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
Oi that's me Bri ish parentage leakin out innit
I would wear a boiler suit at the circulation desk
Sages in the past tried to convey this experience
David F*ster Wallace George Plimpton in a Bruins goalie uniform