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Derek (cosmic horror)

@nocontroller.bsky.social

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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13

The mods always suck, brother

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 7h

Pointless technology; i already know how to jack off

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 7h

The ai in my phone is giving me jack off instructions

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 7h

Lyrics to the “Defiler” song in episode 10 are really fucking dumb lol

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 7h

My brain trying to remember the correct german preposition

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 8h

yay, bro

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 9h

she nature my labubu till i unbox my conkers

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 10h

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Fucker of a hill

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

You reckon Kate Bush ever got to the top of that hill or is she still running up it

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes the pixels can’t be trusted

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

I keep reading this person’s name as Chlamydia Jeopardy

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

The Well Laid Turd

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Picture of car in black and white. Caption says:
i'm tweaking rn one second

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

This show is making me want to buy a gold watch

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent a low calorie snack that doesn’t taste like shit

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

On episode 6 now and when he told Dr. Melfi he loves her i cringed so hard lol

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

I love this game and all of its surreal peculiarities

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

There’s no other game like baseball baby

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

THIS IS A TWO COOKIES AND A COKE CHECKPOINT. HAVE TWO COOKIES AND A COKE AND APPRECIATE LIFE’S SMALL MOMENTS.

David Lynch pointing directly at the camera

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

You should always call people out for littering

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

When you don’t need just any bass guy and you need The Bass Guy to play on your record you get him

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

You know what a shit rope is, Julian?
It's a rope, covered with shit, that criminals use to hold on to. You see, the shit acts like grease.
The harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down the rope, Julian. Straight to jail.

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

More like Christopher Dumbass

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Zamboni, inventor of the modern ice resurfacing machine that changed the games of hockey and ice skating forever

Frank Zamboni holding some ice in front of the machine that bears his name

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