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mr splendour
@jobcreator.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
Enjoy your bed, brother.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Enjoy your bed, brother.
I have the worst anxiety on Sundays it’s starting to get unbearable
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have the worst anxiety on Sundays it’s starting to get unbearable
Me encanta desvelar los esplendores
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me encanta desvelar los esplendores
Sunday walk brother
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sunday walk brother
Whatever happened to that guy who shot that guy
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Whatever happened to that guy who shot that guy
Enjoy your Sunday, brother.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Enjoy your Sunday, brother.
Does anyone want to bring me breakfast
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Does anyone want to bring me breakfast
Do you guys remember that slap chop music
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Do you guys remember that slap chop music
Reposted by mr splendour
And I’m proud to be an Assman, cuz at least I know ahm freeeee
October 1, 2024 at 12:18 AM
And I’m proud to be an Assman, cuz at least I know ahm freeeee
Why is my brain so fucked these days
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why is my brain so fucked these days
Me reading your posts
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me reading your posts
Business Snack Area
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Business Snack Area
I should probably go outside
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I should probably go outside
What are all the bad bitches up to
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What are all the bad bitches up to
Do you want to come over and commiserate
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Do you want to come over and commiserate
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
I should text my ex tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I should text my ex tomorrow
People love a hot pizza of the oven
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
People love a hot pizza of the oven
Stocked enough food for five days meals in the fridge brother #AssmanPolarVortexExperence
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Stocked enough food for five days meals in the fridge brother #AssmanPolarVortexExperence
Enjoy your ramen brother
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Enjoy your ramen brother
Hey mister Ass-man, you got me on the floor 🎶
Yeah mister Ass-man, unveil that Splend’ some more 🎶
Yeah mister Ass-man, unveil that Splend’ some more 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey mister Ass-man, you got me on the floor 🎶
Yeah mister Ass-man, unveil that Splend’ some more 🎶
Yeah mister Ass-man, unveil that Splend’ some more 🎶
Only you 🫵 can prevent Assman
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Only you 🫵 can prevent Assman