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mr splendour

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Jan 19

I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.

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bird/h @birdperhour.net · 1h

#birdbot

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 33m

Enjoy your Wednesday, brother.

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 9h

Enjoy your bed, brother

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 15h

We should probably make comedy illegal again

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 16h

Nice! You just unveiled the Splendour

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 19h

Enjoy a bag of crisps brother

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 20h

Daily sunlight and outdoor time

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 20h

Free-range assman

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 21h

Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 21h

We love that basket ball

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 23h

Push day brother enjoy your workout

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Feb 10

“Don’t skip chest and back days, young assman”

Four of the ancient ass-men, artist’s depiction.

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · Sep 12

If the Assman reaches the Splendour Core… it will be too late… he must be destroyed

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

Lacroix mango is mid as hell

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Enjoy your trazodone brother

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Enjoy your corn snacks brother

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 18d

Talk to your local assman about symptoms of low Splendour

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

AI-generated content may be incorrect, but definitely use it for every part of your job

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

Time is moving real slow today

mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

Enjoy your Monday, brother.

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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social · 2d

so no one was going to tell me that mountain lions and cougars are the same animal? as are pumas? and panthers?????????

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Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 2d

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago

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