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mr splendour
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I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
Enjoy your bed, brother.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Enjoy your concert brother
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Institute for the study of ancient Splendours
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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The low-Splendour male epidemic
August 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Load Nutterman
May 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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*Nina Simone voice* Load Nutterman, where you gonna nut to 🎶
Load Nutterman
May 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They really don’t teach you in school that the most important part of surviving in a workplace is looking busy #AssmansKnowledge
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Local assman not beating the broke-bitch charges
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A crime of Splendour
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
For unspeakable acts they sure love to speak about them
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nice email exchanges dipshit
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Enjoy your Thursday, brother.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Wow that’s a lot of shit
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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regret to inform everyone, piss christ got milkshake ducked
This is what male solidarity & collective action to oppress women looks like:

Artist Andres Serrano--successful, but nowhere near the same class as Thiel & other billionaires in the files--stating that he'll vote for Trump, despite his politics, out of *sympathy* with T's sexual assaults on women.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Assman files
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ima fifth-generation Assman
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Having an out-of-body one at work
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ever forward, young Assman.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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See how far the Splendour can take you, young assman
March 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Patience, young assman. You have done well, but it will take time
June 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Enjoy your 50mgs of trazodone brother
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM