Professional yogurt #ShoppingWithAssman
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Professional yogurt #ShoppingWithAssman
Now would be a good time to buy one of those apes
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Now would be a good time to buy one of those apes
Gonna name my band this
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Gonna name my band this
Being a college kid in 2025 must be so insane, your rent is like $2,000 and ramen costs over a fucking dollar
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Being a college kid in 2025 must be so insane, your rent is like $2,000 and ramen costs over a fucking dollar
Assman president wouldn’t fuck this up so incredibly just sayin
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Assman president wouldn’t fuck this up so incredibly just sayin
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m going to unveil the Splendour
Ass Day once again
September 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ass Day once again
Crazy that you can just buy a bottle of this stuff that kills barbers at the grocery store
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Crazy that you can just buy a bottle of this stuff that kills barbers at the grocery store
New pig hogs just arrived
July 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New pig hogs just arrived
“Yo what’s your insta?”
June 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Yo what’s your insta?”
Fucking seven dollars (after tax) for the cool ranch experience
June 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fucking seven dollars (after tax) for the cool ranch experience
