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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h

it hasn't been my favorite but i did love some of the episodes

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h

will this episode make sense later or is it just doing its thing for the fun of it

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h

a fun and pleasant reminder to keep buffy enthusiasm at 1/3 normal levels when interacting with me about buffy

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h

what the fuck is this season 4 finale for buffy

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 4h

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h

i'm always saying this

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 4h

Hi what

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 5h

yeah they're just looking at the sky control panel and then out the window and making sure nothing's broken. they get paid whatever the sci fi equivalent of 150k a year is

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 5h

girl thats a screensaver

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 5h

lmao

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 5h

they're going to invent a whole ghostbusters system to bring orson welles and laurence olivier into the next season and then forget to write a plot anyone cares about

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 5h

"baby want horse cop" - chicago tribune editorial board

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 6h

From the Editorial Board:

As Mayor Brandon Johnson prepares to give his budget address Thursday, one idea should get tossed aside: eliminating Chicago’s mounted police unit.

Editorial: Chicago budget should not cut mounted police nor sell off their horses

Is Chicago really going to sell off the horse named for Officer Ella French?

trib.al

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 6h

Crazy for this to be almost exactly concurrent with big man riffing on how he's better at ducking bullets

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6h

The Donald Trump administration has revoked the visas of citizens from Argentina, South Africa, Mexico, Brazil, Germany, and Paraguay for comments about Charlie Kirk.

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 6h

only murders in the building: what if we got the greatest cast ever assembled on television

me: and?

only murders: there's a second step?

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

i'm going to be 90 and this entire era is going to be a blur in my head but i'm going to remember this

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

"RIP to this swiss cheesed guy but im different" - president domald trump

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

yeah like alan wake 2 feels like they included guns because they thought everyone expected guns in the game

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

do you ever wish the entity that convinced your nephew to inject an air bubble into his circulatory system was also horny for you? here at openAI we love surprising customers,

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

what have they done to mitigate "serious mental health issues" other than release "thoughts and prayers" statements every time we learn their product convinced a teenager to harm themselves

Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 8h

i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 7h

notice how—even in the midst of all that—the border patrol agent is worried about his mask falling down.

as witnesses scream that the person is an american citizen, the agent can be heard barking, “then why are you running?”

they’re terrorizing communities all over chicagoland like this.

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

approximately zero percent of the people who played alan wake 2 or control were like, what if this was a complicated multiplayer game with no plot

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h

it kinda sucks remedy got roped into making some multiplayer game no one wanted, i'm going to be so upset if they close shop because they make some of the best games in the biz (the biz being fucking with my head)

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 8h

buddy they won't even let me fuck the -- hold on a second I'm getting some news

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 10h

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says that ChatGPT will soon allow for erotica for verified adults.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 8h

Based on the video shared by Univision (they've paired it with overhead from ABC), today's attack might be the most chemical gas we've seen feds launch into a neighborhood so far. The clouds are enormous/that's a lot of canisters. Completely engulfing cars and homes.

instagram.com/reel/DPzWnGCklvl

unichicago on Instagram: "Operativo federal termina con gases lacrimógenos en Chicago. Esto es parte de lo que se vivió en la escena. Tienes más información …"

Operativo federal termina con gases lacrimógenos en Chicago. Esto es parte de lo que se vivió en la escena. Tienes más información en nuestra biografía.

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 8h

fuck ICE now and forever. how fucking dare you do this to my city

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 9h

BREAKING: Major clashes in southeast Chicago this pm.

DHS agents who crashed a car had eggs thrown at them. According to ABC7, they then fired pepper balls at local residents. It’s now a scene of flying rocks & tear gas.

Chicago was never a war zone. But Trump’s militia is turning it into one.

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