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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 10h

Good morning woke folk! I have perused the news, now, as my body reacts to what my mind has allowed into my being, I must seek forgiveness via the introduction of cannabis smoke into my lungs. This act does not make any of the madness go away, it simply makes a life of now possible, and pleasing.

a woman wearing glasses is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " killing eye "

ALT: a woman wearing glasses is holding a microphone in front of a sign that says " killing eye "

media.tenor.com

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 10h

Don't mock moses! He might go mental.

Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 23h

Speaker Mike Johnson continues to self identify as an impotent imp.

BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 10h

birthmark

AnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 20h

Stephen Miller

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 10h

Not reefer madness, rather, robot gladness.

Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh) @coombutt.bsky.social · 1d

The Robot That Smoked Weed All Day
It looks like an old sci-fi book with a bearded robot in front of some buildings

BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 20h

I was just about to reply, yes, that and so much more. :)

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 20h

One of my old stomping grounds, between there and the metropolis of Williams. Gorgeous place for No Kings!

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

alex Jones and Mr. phil are both having a really schitty day, and they both probably are of the opinion that this is as bad as it can get for them.

Karma likely has a different opinion.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

And now, the moment I
have been waiting for.........the first joint of this ol' insomniac's morning.

Then I patiently bide my time until the next moment I have been waiting for......the flurry of joints that follow.

No rain in forecast, so, coincidentally, my rain dances will cease for now.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

Worthy

Jenny Taylor @jenny478562.bsky.social · 1d

I knew it! These people never surprise me anymore.#Truth #NoSurprises #CommonSense

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

OMG! Have you not seen reefer madness? Normal folks smoke the devil weed and end up breaking coke bottles on concrete window ledges so that they can easily thrust the coca cola drenched shards of glass into their now satan infused mouths.

(Actually, I have a few questions about reefer madness)

yesicanidiot911.bsky.social @yesicanidiot911.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like the good-ole-days prices! $30/oz.!!
Used to buy it by the pound...

Not at all legal here, and they just passed a bill that now CBD liquid is illegal unless there is no THC. Go figure.

They should pass a law that allows OLD FUKKERS to smoke as much as their already fried lungs can take.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

Worthy theory

yesicanidiot911.bsky.social @yesicanidiot911.bsky.social · 1d

My theory is that it ALL got sucked up by trumps ass....

Don't worry though, it will ease out at inopportune times-usually during international meetings in the golden room, where it doubles as an insect killer and sinus decongestant.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 1d

May the vet find a simple and elegant solution.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

That sounds good, how about term limits of 2 years so the sumbitches don't insider trade until they become republikkklan.

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 2d

We need work requirements for Congress.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

I got to know Matthew intimately, from afar, by having the honor of performing 7 roles in The Laramie Project in our local community theater a few years back. The most moving theatrical production I have participated in. We have work to do, what with the current reversal of empathetic anything.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

normally a full throated attack on some type "woke" spoke. Blessings where we can find them.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

999

Holger Danske 💙💙 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 🇳🇱 🇪🇸 🇺🇸 💙💙 @grumpybeard.bsky.social · 2d

And charlie kirk as well. It's a miracle! :)

BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

The curse is worse if you try to bely this seed of need.

Richard & The Idol Spirts Band @rockandrollspirits.bsky.social · 2d

For some reason I rhyme all the time…even if it flops I can’t stop..!

BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

Rhyming and timing for decades galore
We keep it going, and we still want more
If we cannot rhyme
In mechanized time
Then 5 7 5 is your proper door.

(pre pot)

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

To go with the flow, as you obviously know, is to sow discord, or to off evil ward, or simply to share, from deep in where, we care, if we dare, to shine a light, for some...delight.

:)

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

Rush Limbaugh is speechless regarding current events.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

Mystery mix is this morning's "huckleberry".

8 minutes until 4:20 of the a.m. type.

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

Rhyming and timing for decades galore
We keep it going, and we still want more
If we cannot rhyme
In mechanized time
Then 5 7 5 is your proper door.

(pre pot)

Paul Connolly @thepaulconnolly.bsky.social · 2d

A personal thread about using rhyme in poetry🧵
Despite once being a mainstay of form & despite its persistence in popular song, rhyme has lost favour with many poets. Some eschew it on principle. Others, even those who use it, are nervous of it. To many it seems old-fashioned, trivial, nursery stuff

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

More of this Worthy!

Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning!

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 2d

Worthy

Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 3d

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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 3d

The broncos won, I smoked lots of pot
I also drank wine, (schit) was quite a lot
And were it not for the pills that I took
To calm my nerves, (the bronco's hook)
I would not now need to go
And lay me down, sleep to sow

a return to some semblance of normality.
namaste.

BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 3d

How can one convince the stupid that they are indeed stupid?

A question for the ages, or aged, or aghast at the lack of an answer from the aged, or the aged.

Life, for the time being, goes on.

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