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Ice Machine

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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · Aug 3

I knew I love Fernando Botero because he created a whole alternate world in the most intricate possible way. But I’m just now realizing I love him more bc Pablo Escobar doesn’t get to live in that world: he only gets to die in it.

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 28m

The movie theater?

Hell no. I’m going down to the bar to see One Bottle After Another.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 6h

My guess: many big bets throughout the year. Big (and medium and small) players have players’ club accounts. You can see your win/loss statement online any time. He’s up that much on the whole year. No idea how many sessions of play that is.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 7h

How’s that blood pressure tho? You’re not gonna wow ‘em till you’re 145/95.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 14h

Fuck you for trying to both sides this for clout. Out party isn’t full of Nazis. Go fuck yourself.

Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 18h

White people need to talk to other white people. It is entirely up to the whites to move the needle on their end.

Let me be clear: racism and antisemitism are rampant on *both* sides of the aisle.

Your twentysomething niece has fallen for the okie doke just as easily as your Boomer uncle.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

There’s enough shame to go around for both of them. And for you you dummy.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 18h

If marine corps fisherman populist guy is so great why not even try to make an affirmative case for him before resorting to this garbage?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19h

Tried to tell the kids that Man is 5. But they’re not ready for that conversation.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 19h

Running list of GOP congressmen Mike Johnson has never met and knows nothing about:

Cory Mills

Dave Taylor

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 21h

Did the drink cart run out of vodka?

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21h

It’s time to solve this shit. Have the sergeant at arms do the swearing in. Whatever it takes.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21h

Just throwing it out there that if Joe Biden had won he would have almost certainly retired within 6 months to become a full time cancer patient.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21h

Has Mike Johnson ever met Cory? Ever heard his name before?

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CJ 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nemoblue.bsky.social · 1d

extremely disturbing read. during this ceasefire, Hamas has launched an incredibly violent campaign against Palestinians it views as traitors or insufficiently loyal, including a series of public executions independently verified by journalists. no way in hell they are going to disarm next year.

After Israeli Withdrawal, Hamas Launches Violent Crackdown on Rivals in Gaza

Firefights and public executions have spread fear and raised concerns about a spiral of internecine violence. “I could hear gunfire all around.”

www.wsj.com

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 21h

Mike Johnson, the US House speaker and second in line to the presidency:

“Son, in the name of accountability, I jerked off to the AI porn sexts 4 times this week. I ask Christ’s forgiveness.”

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

2026 will DEFINITELY be the year no one gets injured.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

Important to keep in mind these “young” Republicans are like 35. Very grown ass adults.

TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 1d

Here is GOP Rep. Mike Lawler, all smiles with the Chair of the NY State Young Republicans Peter Giunta who:

*Said ‘I love Hitler’

*Referred to blacks as ‘the watermelon people’

*Said ‘if your pilot is a she and she looks ten shades darker than someone from Sicily, just end it there.’

#NY17

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Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

Does Boston even want these games? And the threat of ICE brutalizing fans in the parking lot? Does any city want them?

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

This is a staged photo where he thinks he looks good. This is as good as he has ever looked.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

Everyone shut up and stop making news so that every Young Republican being openly racist can get the attention it deserves.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

Really? We didn’t notice or miss you at all.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 1d

Probably the coldest take I ever saw on here was “Why aren’t you as mad about Karen Attiah as Jimmy Kimmel”

Lady, we all already quit the post. We can’t quit twice!

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 2d

You can call each bank and have them move your statement date. It’s very common.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 2d

This is exactly why coverage will remain credible. The work is just harder to do.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 2d

Sainfeld episode where George is in a fancy restaurant and balks at the price of lobster. It’s $25.

Ice Machine @neartheelevators.com · 2d

It’s Ghengis Khan. I thought we settled this.