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nclud.bsky.social
N8 þə Gr8
@nclud.bsky.social
990 followers 2K following 11K posts
I'm a smol avocado. irl, bay area father of three and full stack developer with a federal healthcare research contractor. Undergrad econ, postbac CS. I will give your bike posts a "hell yeah!" fan of pluralism and multicultural life. hopium enjoyer
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 4h
He finds the nude cyclists too
Zapp Brannigan “EROTIC” meme
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 5h
Wreckers
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Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @danacorn.bsky.social · 14h
Most of the time, headlines don’t need to convey this much information, but I think this one did.
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 16h
People knew how to write headlines, once upon a time.

Tell children today that, they won't believe you.
Newspaper website headline: "Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40."
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 6h
Whoever edited that headline has us enjoy sharing it 7 years later. Well played
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 6h
Was he threatened because how much he found it
Zapp Branigan “EROTIC” meme
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 6h
Imma call these “VORPs” forever now
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 6h
Temporarily embarrassed leftist millionaires?
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 6h
Saying it’s disgusting gives others permission to be disgusted
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 7h
*overestimate. Dammit
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 7h
It strikes me how much the right-wing grift space is a lottery, and already saturated. Those who don’t believe in anything see the super-star payouts and want to get in on the action. But underestimate their odds of pulling off the heist
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11h
Look for the helpers

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 7h
“Just welcoming everyone here to the 2025 inaugural Golden Goatses”
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 7h
There was this magical brief moment when MySpace enabled this huge entry-level music scene. Like, it’s Tuesday and I need to choose between the punk-bluegrass band playing in some guys backyard or the string quartet playing a set inside an old grain silo, both shows $3
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 8h
I will never stop talking about Zoltan
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · Aug 13
17 years ago Zoltan plugged Eliza into early rudimentary teledildonics, and yet modern science hasn’t been able to replicate his works.

gizmodo.com/technosexual...
Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love
Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
“Destroying the spaces liberals get reliable news” is an adequate consolation prize in the game
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
The war of 1812 left that theory as adequate protection completely dead, and we got a standing army anyway. And the 2nd has basically been vestigial ever since. This is so far past the opposite of original intent it’s absurd.
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe my reading of the federalist papers is shit. But my understanding of the 2nd amendment is that they were so paranoid about an executive commanding a standing army that they wanted local forces called to muster for national defense and then sent home when the threat passed. /
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes you watch it follow your journey growing up across quadrants 😔
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
Humiliating how accurately it captures so many people
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
I’m kinda partial to this one
Political axis quadrants from top left clockwise: Fuck me mommy Fuck me daddy Fuck you mom Fuck you dad
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 1d
Just a tremendous amount of kinetic energy perfectly transferred from lead into blood spatter.
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 2d
Been trying to think of something clever to say about how classy this pirate is. I’m just so distracted by the beautiful blue frame and white tires on this cargo bike
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · Jul 15
Car pick up / drop must be destroyed.
Me taking the kids to school on Halloween morning just last year, my Bakfiets is dressed up as a pirate ship. How great was it? Exceptionally.
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 2d
Y’know. A lot of people have said, this is a river of blood. Right? And so… so… we’ve waded pretty far into it. It’s y’know. Like, we’re pretty close to the other side. And some people. Some big strong people. Have suggested we go back to the bank we started on. I dunno. Maybe we just keep going
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 2d
I have so many questions about rural transportation. Most content is about urbanism. Sometimes it gets into suburban retrofitting. But rural roads are so dangerous, the challenges so daunting, and I just want to know more.
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 2d
Trump yelling at the Ghost of Christmas past, “fake news!” Then refusing Tiny Tim medicine & a feast
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · 2d
Oh hey. I posted it!
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N8 þə Gr8 @nclud.bsky.social · Jul 15
Car pick up / drop must be destroyed.
Me taking the kids to school on Halloween morning just last year, my Bakfiets is dressed up as a pirate ship. How great was it? Exceptionally.
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