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Nappy DOOMlemite

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

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I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Jan 2

Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 4h

Sure. That's why scams like this are only run on old people, right

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 9h

Aww have you tried fucking off about it

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10h

I like how you think

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10h

Indigenous peehole day

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10h

Instead of taking away their licenses, we should probably take social media away from old people instead

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10h

Will I be an insufferable twat on social media though

Rosegarden54 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 10h

If you're lucky, you might get old.
You might even gain some wisdom on the way! 🤣🤣

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10h

Nope I'm good. I'm not writing bullshit under someone else's post. Btw it's Stryker and thanks bye

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 11h

I hope you learn how to use an ellipsis

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 21h

Starbucks?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 22h

So many old people on this site, I'm going to start offering reverse mortgages

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 22h

Hey, #resist olds, I heard everyone was moving back to Mastodon because there are going to be a bunch of Nazis here soon and you won't be able to post Donald Trump memes and pretend you're not as weird as the far right. You better get going.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

I should've known, when I didn't finish the BASIC programming book that came with the Texas Instruments computer I had when I was 8, that I'd never amount to anything. Oh well. At least I learned the word cyan. They can't take that away from me.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon duck says " well hello there " in front of a wooden building

ALT: a cartoon duck says " well hello there " in front of a wooden building

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

I drove and then was like oh no

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

I can't tell is it's good or bad that, at 49 years old, I just, for the first time, left my car behind after drinking too much, and that I feel exceptionally proud of how responsible that was. Go me?