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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️

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"A baby witch, obsessed with Marvel, and years of therapy ahead of her" GameDev unity | backend "that gender person your parents warned you about" On your Left - 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♌🇪🇺 twitter : @nakou she/her | Provence, EU | FR/EN | links.nakou.dev

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · Oct 11

my last two brain cells remaining after everything that happened since 2020

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Gaël "Mais c'est quoi un gigot?" Watt @gaelwatt.bsky.social · 1h

What a nice day to use this!

crawing of a smiling woman rope-skipping in shorts and a low-cut top
The text reads: "sorry for having great tits and correct opinions"

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 1h

i wish i had boobs

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ça l'effectue @prfks.bsky.social · 5h

imaginez le scandale s'il devait en reverser 2%.

il aurait eu un mercredi à 15,7 milliards.

Libération @liberation.fr · 6h

💰 Seize milliards d’euros engrangés en un jour : vous avez passé un bon mercredi ? Bernard Arnault aussi

📈 Selon l’indice Bloomberg Billionaires, le 15 octobre a été la deuxième journée la plus profitable de la vie de l’homme d’affaires grâce à une hausse du cours de LVMH de 12 %

Seize milliards d’euros engrangés en un jour : vous avez passé un bon mercredi ? Bernard Arnault aussi

www.liberation.fr

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1h

X is a nazi bar.

Screenshot of a Twitter/X thread. At the top, a tweet by verified user David Pakman (@dpakman) reads: “JD Vance says the ‘I LOVE HITLER’ Republican leaks are no big deal because it’s ‘kids in chat rooms.’ In reality these are young Republican leaders likely to gain more power in a hypothetical future Vance administration. Terrifying stuff.” Below are icons showing 368 comments, 99 reposts, 888 likes, and 147K views.

Underneath, a reply by Myron Gaines (@MyronGainesX) contains antisemitic and offensive language. His tweet says: “Yeah we like Hitler. No one gives a **** what you woke jews think anymore. Bro was a revolutionary leader and saved germany. The jews declared war on Germany first. If can israel deny a genocide with 4k video proof, I’m questjoning everything you guys have said about the painter during WW2.” Below are engagement metrics showing 574 comments, 931 reposts, 9.3K likes, 555 bookmarks, and 811.8K views. Content includes hate speech.

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 1h

la réaction normale en ouvrant une bouteille de solvant pour vernis a ongle est pas censée être "oouuhh yummy!" x)

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 1h

je sais que maintenant y'a le truc "Observez-Sentez-Goûtez" sur les paquets de bouffes pour pas gâcher mais j'ai l'impression que la sonnette d'alarme devrait avoir sonnée à la seconde étape u_u.

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Yuna 🔥 @yuna.games · 2h

Si vous avez depuis peu un débit montant quasi nul en Ethernet, c’est probablement la mise à jour KB5065789 sur Windows qui en est la cause. La désinstaller réglera le problème. J’ai découvert ça après un changement de box et de nombreuses heures d’arrachage de cheveux 😤

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 2h

waaaaaaaaaa

t'es VRAIMENT en province alors

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 2h

oh ahoy btw

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 2h

... yes.

Gordon Little @gord.games · 2h

Does that mean you have the breast opinions?

witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 2h

ok that one is pretty good ngl

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 2h

i am a trans woman with perfect opinions and "some" tits.

skelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 3h

tip for those new to bluesky: follow trans women with perfect opinions and perky tits

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 13h

youtube offices right now

spongebob squarepants is surrounded by flames in a kitchen .

Alt: spongebob squarepants is surrounded by flames in a kitchen .

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 13h

oh shit youtube is down it's not my computer.

SHIT YOUTUBE IS DOWN?!

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Über Reeves @uberreeves.bsky.social · 5d

Va bientôt y avoir eu plus de nominations de Lecornu en premier ministre que de portages de Skyrim.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 14h

A state senator's racist text. A thirty-something GOP flack saying "I love Hitler." To JD Vance, they're all just "a kid telling a stupid joke."

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"

We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

www.motherjones.com

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doctor eek [free link arc] (alt decorative gourd season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 15h

hi! geneva conventions expert here! this likely meets the international humanitarian law standard for torture! hope this helps!

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Pat Flickner 🐉 @patflickner.bsky.social · 15h

Stop saying she was tortured. You are the only one saying it. She was mistreated and abused. That does not meet the legal definition. Just stop spreading lies

Did Israeli authorities mistreat Greta Thunberg after flotilla arrest? Here's what we know

Israeli authorities arrested Thunberg and more than 400 other activists who were part of the Global Sumud Flotilla in early October 2025.

www.snopes.com

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 1d

nailed it!!! absolutely iconic work by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

its a pizzacakecomic illustrating the difference between how young republicans portray themselves privately versus publicly using examples of texts from a leaked chat from yesterdays politico report

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 19h

i have no words.

Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 21h

Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me”

• They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me
• Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked
• She was filmed while stripped naked

Aftonbladet: tinyurl.com/a33vxatc

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Nicolas Hervieu @nhervieu.bsky.social · 1d

C'est vertigineux.

Les héritiers politiques *directs* du fascisme & des nazis critiquent le fait que l'on associe l'extrême droite à... la Shoah.

Alors que l'extrême droite *EST* responsable de la Shoah.

C'est littéralement cette vidéo (qui, hélas, n'a plus rien de parodique aujourd'hui) :

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 20h

it's 7k to fix my car but i think that's the last bad news i'll have this week.

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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 21h

cross-referencing this with the recent paypro actions against steam and itch

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 2d

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

Tweet from Quds News Network @QudsNen
BREAKING: Three Palestinians were killed after Israeli quadcopter drones opened fire on residents inspecting their homes in the Shujaiyya neighborhood, east of Gaza City.

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witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 21h

that's wedding grade lingerie and daaaamn girl

witch-captain nakou 🏳️‍⚧️ @nakou.bsky.social · 1d

ah yes, bisic ilcomation

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