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Matt Barnes

@msbarnes.bsky.social

390 followers 260 following 440 posts

Data scientist. Former political scientist. Portie enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 8h

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

Vladimir Guerrero Jr wearing a Leafs jersey before the Jays game

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 7h

was just about to tag @thebeaverton.com but then saw your bio

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 8h

YOU.. WENT TO THE WORLD SERIES? YOU?

SURE. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN?

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

Already in consolation mode

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

Dan Wilson can still catch his nonstop from YYZ to Cancun #mariners

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

WHY IS DAN WILSON TRYING TO KILL ME

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 8h

where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

NOW HE BRINGS IN MUÑOZ?! Fuck you Dan Wilson

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

Goddammit

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8h

Watching the Mariners

Tom GIF

Alt: Tom the cat pacing because the Mariners are gonna squander their lead

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 9h

Gotta put some runs on the board

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 12h

stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball

utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5d

mariners

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 2d

Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 3d

MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 4d

watching the mariners

a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire

ALT: a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 4d

if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 5d

so where do the shitheads fit in then

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 6d

BATMAN (1989) "Love That Joker!" Movie Clip [HD] Jack Nicholson DC

YouTube video by JoBlo Superheroes

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 7d

3-0 since Humpy won

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8d

Wooooooooooo

a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd

ALT: a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8d

a drone is just an airborne sexy thomas the tank engine after all

Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 8d

Hudson and Rex should remain hidden, for all of our sakes

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 8d

Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:

Go M’s

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Matt Barnes @msbarnes.bsky.social · 9d

The Sweetums voting machine from Parks and Rec