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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️

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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 1d

Microsoft has released emergency security updates to patch a critical-severity Windows Server Update Service (WSUS) vulnerability with publicly available proof-of-concept exploit code.

Windows Server emergency patches fix WSUS bug with PoC exploit

Microsoft has released emergency security updates to patch a critical-severity Windows Server Update Service (WSUS) vulnerability with publicly available proof-of-concept exploit code.

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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 2d

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.

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R.U. Sirius @rusirius.bsky.social · 2d

Richard Kadrey posted this morning on fbook "Good morning from these Halloween goblins"

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 1d

learning that my 6 year old daughter bullied a 40 year old man over his cybertruck at school pickup today

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Rod Trent @rodtrent.com · 1d

Microsoft Defender for Office 365: Migration & Onboarding techcommunity.micros...

#MicrosoftDefender #DefenderforCloud #Security #MicrosoftSecurity #Cybersecurity #DefenderXDR #MicrosoftThreatIntelligence

Microsoft Defender for Office 365: Migration & Onboarding | Microsoft Community Hub

This blog covers four key areas that are frequently missed, but they are essential for a secure and auditable deployment of Defender for Office 365. Before...

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 1d

Not all heroes wear capes.

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 3d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 2d

Imagine a browser where you type in “Taylor Swift” and it doesn’t even admit that her website exists. I write about Atlas, ChatGPT’s new anti-web browser that should come with a warning label. www.anildash.com/2025/10/22/a...

ChatGPT's Atlas: The Browser That's Anti-Web - Anil Dash

A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

www.anildash.com

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Geoffrey A. Fowler @geoffreyfowler.bsky.social · 3d

ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it.

@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.

My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC

Column | ChatGPT just came out with its own web browser. Use it with caution.

OpenAI’s Atlas promises AI-powered convenience. The price? Letting ChatGPT track and store “memories” of what you do online.

wapo.st

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

I only ever had a: “the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi” phase.
And I’m still fucking in it.

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 4d

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

He just wanted to hang with some friends who had a comfy spot.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 3d

Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit

A wild black bear took a jaunt around a Northern California zoo and was spotted visiting its bear neighbors.

www.latimes.com

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

Hey, @aoc.bsky.social when you become President, please make @marcelias.bsky.social your AG.

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

Go wired (ethernet) if you can. Sometimes building construction can present enough interference, multipathing, and attenuation that your effective bandwidth under load will suffer.

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

Honestly, I hope the Louvre jewel theives never get caught.
Good on them for pulling it off. Hope they can cash in and some POS wealthy rube gets caught holding the bag.

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

MF literally taking a wrecking ball to our house.

Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555.bsky.social · 3d

"Nothing will be torn down."

Karoline Leavitt, July 2025

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 3d

My client: "Hey can I get access to the Domain Controller? Since we moved to the cloud I don't have access any more."

Me: "No. No one needs access to the domain controllers anymore except me. You have all the roles and permissions you need in EntraID/O365 to do the technical stuff you want."

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 4d

I wonder what California could be if we stopped subsidizing the rest of the country.

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netspooky @vacci.ne · 5d

AWS (Antifa Web Services) doing the #NoPings protest today

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 5d

There are very few tasks I have found “AI” speeds things up, or improves them; but have found that it more often than not, takes longer than my brain would to do the same thing.

Maybe I’m just not giving it sufficiently complex tasking… but shit does not look hopeful from my perspective.

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Lars Karlslund @lkarlslund.bsky.social · 17d

My 10" homelab rack is coming along nicely. Two laser engraved acrylic sheets with cool stuff from @dustrial.net running 74 addressable LEDs each. Wife claims this does not look great in the living room?

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 5d

One time I downloaded all the PDFs of weed store applications from one state’s website, parsed them into csv data with a single oneliner.

I did that just fine without wasting money on “Ai”

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 5d

Was figuring out how to use pdf2text too hard or something?

Yes please, let me waste time, money and the environment to fail to do something a few oneliners can do on a RaspberryPi in 30sec.

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 5d

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version
Question
So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file.
After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now.
Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 5d

I’m still laughing about the “New Jersey Drone Scare” videos showing OBVIOUS airliners, helicopters and small planes.

Like, bro I can hear the Airbus whistle.

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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 5d

I'm grateful to @60minutes.bsky.social featuring our study published @justsecurity.org.

Link to the study (on the 'presumption of regularity'): www.justsecurity.org/120547/presu...

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⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 5d

LFG!!

Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 5d

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike

It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

www.huffpost.com

⚠️Mister Johnson⚠️ @mrjhnsn.com · 6d

My estimates for the San Francisco #NoKings attendance was about 25-35% more people than last time.
The arrangement and arrival + dispersal patterns were much more weather dependent. Was extremely warm in the sun and nice and pleasant in the shade.