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Dial M for Marfurder

@mostlymartha.bsky.social

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More like Aunty Mame every day. Behold fat femme wizardry, bisexual hullabaloo, culinary feats of derring-do, progressive theology, and kitty cats. Probably posting from the bath. she/her Nashville-->Boston-->SF-->OAKLAND BABY

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · Feb 12

Somebody needs to invite me to a fancy party. Getting dressed up might temporarily bolster my will to live.

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 6h

It's monstrous to go home to your mixed-race children with a heart this full of rot.

Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 8h

Here is the Vice President defending adults who said they love Hitler, want to rape their enemies, put their political opponents in gas chambers, and that Black people are monkeys. Just to name a few.

Are these those Christian values JD Vance talks about?

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21h

Hey Black Gen X

GO GET EVERYTHING CHECKED

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She of Little Focus @myzdevyneone.bsky.social · 18h

SHID.
Millennials too! Get thy AZZ to the doctor!

🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21h

Hey Black Gen X

GO GET EVERYTHING CHECKED

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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 12h

This! If I hadn’t gone for a basic ass physical in 2023, I wouldn’t have found out that my heart was failing.

If @theford.bsky.social wasn’t married to me, he would be dead from either sepsis, diabetes, a stroke, or cancer—all before 45 years old.

She of Little Focus @myzdevyneone.bsky.social · 18h

SHID.
Millennials too! Get thy AZZ to the doctor!

🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21h

Hey Black Gen X

GO GET EVERYTHING CHECKED

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 6h

I'm feeling like I need to practice and get my stamina back.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 8h

Hollywood can recreate Jared Leto in the aggregate. We no longer need his services.

Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 9h

Jared Leto has felt like a psyop for years.

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 6h

It's like we died and are Martha and Stephen specific heaven.

SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 8h

I passed by the Spaghetti Factory so decided to bring home some spumoni ice cream

I was unprepared for how much they give you when you place a to go order

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 8h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 12h

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids

Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

abcnews.go.com

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 9h

you’re missing the point: you, yes, you, reading this right now, can march up the steps and kick the fucking door in if you’re willing to do the work. you can be “local democratic operations”.

Malicae @malicae.bsky.social · 9h

If only those local Democratic operations would target their currently energized base instead of the imaginary swing voting Baileys of Massapequa

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

from my WIFL interview with @jdandeneau.bsky.social

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Confusing Fall Warbler @plumicorns.bsky.social · 10h

Saw a youth on tiktok asking "why didn't anyone tell me that Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face?!" We are failing to pass down the lore to younger generations

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

The Bean would not be prepared for the deluge of compliments.

Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

I see you know the Bean well.

Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

The last, best reason to keep men around is how they look in slutty little shorts.

Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

I wanna see your chubby daddy hams in your little shorts, older dudes. I demand it.

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

I swear to God, if you were a baggy cargo short in my presence

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

Imagine a democracy where the most effective tactic for voting isn't begging each person individually in the most labor intensive manner possible.

Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

I'm thinking about trying to convince @jaybeans.bsky.social to start wearing sassy little neckerchiefs.

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 8h

i try to be open about style changes but this one is non-negotiable. if these youths mobilize to bring back boat leg knee-length basketball shorts i will destroy every single one of them

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 7h

I powerfully second every word of this thread.

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 8h

just saw a commercial mocking chubby dads for wearing tiny shorts and this is a) not the variety of short straight heterosexual men in their late 40s wear and b) working directly against the cultural momentum we have been pressing forward sisyphean for my entire life and i WILL NOT stand for it

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 8h

i am so serious i don't like the men in palazzo pants thing but i will allow it because generations are allowed to play with style but you will NOT shame middle-aged men without model-perfect bodies out of cute little shorts the second we're opening them up to it. i won't allow it. i will not abide

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 9h

Jared Leto has felt like a psyop for years.

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SlayBeans (or Stephen) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 10h

*NOW* is the time when Hollywood thinks that Leto can't be the face of a franchise?

“No One Asked for This Reboot”: ‘Tron’ May Mark End of Jared Leto’s Franchise-Leading Days

As 'Ares' disappoints, insiders question whether the self-styled boundary-pushing A-lister can still be counted on to carry a franchise vehicle to the bank.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 1d

“the cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek” over an illustration by Anaïs Faë

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