Moose Boooooo-gelow
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
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An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.
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On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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*phil collins voice*

Ju Ju Julio
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how that band wound up in north central texas in 1997 is beyond me
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remember when Troy Brown quoted Nelly at the super bowl parade and it went over like a fart in church?
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Does wearing a jersey count as cosplay? I think it does. Does it count as LARPing? Hmmmm....no
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For real I would be shocked if anyone else knew or remembered this Total Devastation album
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I knew Nelly fell off bad when he headlined TCU's midnight madness a few years ago
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MARINERS : TEAM OF DENSITY

(dem boys low-key thicc)
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PROTECT JOSH NAYLOR AT ALL COSTS
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Josh Naylor pulled up to #ALCS Game 3 in the Kevin Durant Seattle SuperSonics jersey 🔥👀
Josh Naylor arrives for ALCS Game 3 in a green Seattle SuperSonics Kevin Durant jersey. The wall behind Naylor says "Seize the moment."
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obnoxious, nauseous, i contain multitudes
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Reading a really good book and knowing every page means I am closer to being finished is the same feeling as enjoying a pizza but knowing every bite means I am running out of pizza
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When the Jays score one run in the first
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The bush era Nazis signed up to kill and torture people in the Middle East with great zeal. The anime Nazis wouldn’t. Is that the difference
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A pro move is to also get the clam chowder bowl and dump your strips in the chowder.
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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Naturally if I was at the game I would get the classic clam strips and fries but I'm not so I won't
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Menu for tonight's ALCS Game 3: Seattle Dogs stuffed with jalapeno, cream cheese and bacon
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It’s always funny when I see a “checking in on bluesky” post because yeah this place sure has some stupid and belligerent assholes. But then you “check in on twitter” and it’s open nazis being reinstated after posting home pictures and addresses of people who annoy them.