What's it like inside your head?

Hell, his ESPN column was literally called "Hey, Rube".

Considering every single other industry in the country is on the take, it boggles the mind that anyone still thinks that this particular circus is really real.

Then again, some folks swear that wrestling isn't staged.
Can't always fix stupid.

Only thing different between Blair Hill and right now is whose foot is in the boot on the neck of the common man.

Other countries have customs offices now, it's much harder to acquire items for the museums.

Reading Waiting for Godot, and the line "we should have thought of it a million years ago, in the nineties" just hit me like a sack full of oranges.

The 90s certainly feel like yesterday just as much as they feel like a million years ago.

Can some Canadians come down and do the funniest thing since August of 1814?

Now is the perfect time, half the building's already gone and nobody likes the occupants.

If it quacks like a duck but it steps like a goose, it shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand, it shouldn't get elected to dog catcher.

"Nazi punks fuck off" was the correct attitude 80 years ago, 40 years ago, now, and forever.

It would really depend on the specific lore I'm bound to... but probably.

E.g.: it would be awful to be required to sleep in a coffin while living in a nation that mostly deals in caskets, and securing said coffin while also having to do all the work *after hours* sounds like an absolute nightmare.

This isn’t specific to our current moment but one completely irrational thing that Americans are forced to do is to go “well he won 53% of the 50% of people who voted so clearly 100% of people demanded this” and I mean what the fuck, how the fuck does that make sense

Looking down on people for taking a bus is what I'd call a "kill the cop in your head" moment.

Not everybody needs a car, and Uber is just a taxi cab with extra wage theft and fewer worker protections.

Cities should be built for the people that live in them.

That one's easy- they get off on torture porn.

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...my favorite pilgrim.

a functional press would, every single day, repeatedly, across numerous paragraphs in every story about him, make it clear that this is indisputably the most corrupt President in U.S. history

Good God.

Sativa vs Indica

Five Iron Frenzy will always have a place in my heart due to "Get Your Riot Gear" and "Oh, Canada".

"I mean, it's called a 'love seat'! What else are you supposed to do to it!"

She should be at the club(moss)!

Each AWS outage is a chance for people to reevaluate whether billionaires should be allowed to exist, and each time this test is cut short when the entertainment comes back on.

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

I just have not been feeling doing anything particularly creative lately, either writing or glitch stuff, and I hate it. It really sucks.

All my energy is going either toward unpacking, endless laundry, or this job that I can feel falling off the rails all around me.