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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 10h

"Smoke this crack!" is incredibly chaste. to me.

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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 16h

A car crashed into the restaurant we’re eating at on our day off in Oklahoma City. Home sweet home!

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 11h

Advice for new BlueSky users:

This place is a message and part of a system of messages.

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

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Diskette Press @ MQTZF @diskettepress.bsky.social · 24d

zines are little museums you can carry around

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20h

Enthusiasm Cannon

A drawing
large text at the top says "NEW! Skull mounted confetti cannons for people who find enthusiasm embarrassing!"
In the center, a drawing of a stern looking man in a suit with a small hole in his head that confetti is spraying out of, a diagram shows a tube mounted inside his head, connected to his brain with wires. The man is saying "I'm thrilled, truly." Small text in the corner says "do not ask how it works! It doesn't matter and it is not interesting!"
Large text underneath the drawing says "let everyone know how you feel without doing something that makes you want to crawl in a hole and die!"

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 22h

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 1d

i've been watching a lot of TV lately (baseball and Tubi). and even though i mute the commericals, they're really starting to grate on me. too many of them are like... way too into the aesthetics of the set of an ad. ads are so in love with ads, an ad will often be the filming of the ad as the ad

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 1d

3/5

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 1d

3/5

vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 1d

1/5

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Broken Record @brokenrecord.bsky.social · 2d

It’s out!!! Our new album ‘Routine’ is available everywhere now.

We put so much work into this thing and can’t wait for you to listen!

Listen: found.ee/zj9aBt

Album cover for Broken Record’s Routine, featuring an uncannily clean cut white man waving at the camera, standing on his perfectly manicured lawn in front of his perfect house

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 2d

also its getting cold and I cannot find my gloves. no one has suffered like I suffer

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 2d

😞🙏. congrats on the album release btw, just got the bandcamp notification

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 2d

appreciate the advice! did some of this, unfortunately the effect only lasts for a few seconds and I can't figure out how to trigger it to troubleshoot it. if it's still happening tomorrow I'll try to run through every component 🫡

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 2d

I love when my bass signal cuts out randomly. I'm way too stupid to figure out where the issue is in my signal chain, just praying and hoping it's a quirk of my amp

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/KLmYdguTuBI?...

won't die on the hill of "best", but it's one of my favorite deep cut covers

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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 2d

random publicly traded companies have been doing press releases with the word “quantum” to manipulate their stock price for at least a year now. it works pretty much without fail, unclear whether this is because of bots or because human traders are no better than bots

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 3d

runescape

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 3d

google

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 4d

in my experience, balling is stressful

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 4d

to ball out

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 4d

@dialapod.net
should I hit the fort collins beau jo with these?

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vox null @miserygenerator.bsky.social · 4d

ground