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Mike Suszek
@mikesuszek.bsky.social
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By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5h
Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully what’s the most threatening thing you’ve ever seen

Scully: Well I was abducted by aliens once and wound up preg—

Mulder: Wrong it’s naked men on bikes
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 11d
Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Turn on the TV, change the channel to TV Land

Scully: It’s… Seinfeld, Mulder

Mulder: I know it’s a good one
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 15d
Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully I need you to go to your medicine cabinet and tell me if you have any Tylenol, and if you do read me the ingredients
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve been saying this. Bring back a true legend like John Lithgow!

[assistant whispers in my ear] I’ve been told he’s still with us
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h
Every time they need to bring a celebrity back to life for a tech demo it’s always Elvis or Marilyn Monroe or John Lennon and frankly all of those people should stay dead.
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Design Room @designroom.bsky.social · 21h
🚨🚨🚨

We are live! Welcome to Design Room, a new independent games media site.

• We specialize in oral histories like the Final Fantasy 7 and Street Fighter 2 ones I (@mattleone.bsky.social) did at Polygon
• Our first big story is on Shadow of the Colossus: bit.ly/4hjwz8n
• See more: designroom.site
Design Room
Video game oral histories
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Greg ✨️ @gsarafan.bsky.social · 12h
Going to a protest with your phone? Turn off biometric access silly goose!
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12h
Mike Johnson is supposedly the “speaker” yet I’ve seen no aux plugged into him. Where’s the aux, Congressman Johnson?
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d
We haven’t done it but damn do I judge people a whole hell of a lot less now that I know better
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d
I keep writing 3-1-1 and Excel keeps changing it to March 1, 2001, help
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d
Redditor learns that ties are in fact better than losses
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
I hope we all learned an important lesson tonight (someone tell me what it is)
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
I do love that theoretically there’s no end to a baseball game. Like, it’s ludicrously improbable, but there’s an actual chance this is it, it’s the rest of these players’ lives. We accept those stakes to play the game.
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
While I have you all here shouldn’t it be pronounced “mah-REEN-ers?”
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
It really boils down to: “who’s on first”
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
Grumbling when down to my last life in my first smash bros tournament:
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 4d
Should be illegal to take Kirby out here.
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
Low key rooting for this to get to the 15th inning. That’s when they let the real tigers loose.
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
I love that game, especially when I stack jokers with pair multipliers early on
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 4d
Isn’t it crazy that human brains can do something like track a ball and figure out where it’s going to the point where the crowd in the area it’s going to land will stand up and get ready to catch it and the fielder will stop running because he knows he can’t get to it?
Anyway, I’m very tired.
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
Poetry.
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Scott Biggs @scottbiggs.bsky.social · 4d
No running out the clock. No kneeling down. You must throw the ball over the plate or you will lose. It’s fantastic.
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
You’re gonna stay up and you’re gonna like it
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
Dude I don’t even really care about baseball these days, but god I love playoff sports
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
There, now that entire sequence doesn’t matter and we’re all one inning closer to death
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
Kinda looked like index finger > bat > rest of hand to me but idk
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 4d
Was the Dingler there
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · Sep 11
I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones
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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d
I seriously say “oh god yes” in my head whenever I hear Buck on TV
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