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Metro Chimp
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 5h
Notice how Trumpers joke about how they wouldn't want to be on a fishing boat in that area.

WHY ARE FISHING BOATS IN DANGER IF YOU ARE ROCK SOLID THAT YOU'RE HITTING DRUG SMUGGLERS NOT FISHING BOATS?

(It's because you're not rock solid, you just don't care. You're hitting fishing boats. HA! HA!)
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 19h
who did this
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 1h
Donald Trump pardoned the “Camp Auschwitz” guy, dined with Holocaust deniers, and said, “any Jewish person that votes for Democrats hates their religion.” The Young Republicans chat isn’t a coincidence. It’s a culture.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 8h
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d
Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1h
Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 1h
Fucking. Finally.
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Will🇺🇸📎✌️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 23h
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 5h
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h
“Swear her in! Swear her in!”

#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 2h
Throat Vag'!
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 21h
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 2h
Thank You
Throat Vag!
joncooper-us.bsky.social
Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21h
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 5h
Please, please, please, PLEASE let this asshole die before the 4th.
Opinion | Trump’s sacrilegious campaign to put his name on everything
These measures exalt the man more than the nation and its founding principles.
www.washingtonpost.com
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 5h
Notice how Trumpers joke about how they wouldn't want to be on a fishing boat in that area.

WHY ARE FISHING BOATS IN DANGER IF YOU ARE ROCK SOLID THAT YOU'RE HITTING DRUG SMUGGLERS NOT FISHING BOATS?

(It's because you're not rock solid, you just don't care. You're hitting fishing boats. HA! HA!)
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 5h
Crypto serves no useful, beneficial purpose. It's just used to launder money for illegal actions, bribery, speculation and various pump and dump schemes. No wonder #Trump loves it.

(The only surprise here is that the Trump Administration didn’t just steal this idea)
Feds seize $15 billion in crypto from ‘pig butchering’ scheme involving forced labor camps | CNN Politics
Federal prosecutors seized $15 billion in cryptocurrency from an investment scheme known as “pig butchering” that they allege emanated from forced labor camps in Cambodia.
www.cnn.com
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d
I see that this small-minded puritanical pixie is laser-focused on getting the government reopened and the troops paid.
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 1d
Nothing here to celebrate today!!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d
Cartoon by @edwexler.bsky.social.
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d
That's twenty-seven flat-out murders. That's twenty-seven lives taken without even a semblance of a legal justification under domestic or international law.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23h
Peace.
In.
Our.
Time.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23h
Peace.
In.
Our.
Time.
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Freedom Writers Collaborative @fwcollaborative.bsky.social · 23h
Trump says U.S. will disarm Hamas if it does not do so itself
Hamas has not yet publicly agreed to or signed anything that specifies how it would disarm, but Trump suggested he had received verbal assurances the group would.
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 1d
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23h
Y’all are spelling “Gnome” wrong.
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