Evil Andy🌚
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2025 book/audiobook thread for personal motivation :3
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t shirt with mechawhale illustration that says "programmed to krill"
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(tuning back in to the work meeting) So if you’re thinking about challenging me I just need you to be aware that I have the Amulet equipped at all times..
anyways my brain did literally start short circuiting bc i got so many requests at once and my boss got sharp w/ me about my schedule so i think more than a few cracks showed lol
im balancing a very delicate line this week at work. I'm being Tested™️ with an assignment where if i do good, i know damn well I'll get screwed over with more work. I need to not fuck up but also let some cracks show
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We all need to hear it sometimes 🥹
4 panel comic in which a cute bunny works all day until after sundown and when it’s late his friend brings a cup of tea and says ‘hey.. you’re doing great!’  and joins him for a bit while the moon comes out
very upset that i can't find the Matthew Lillard he's so babygirl video now and google is useless
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coconut water labubu hotpot
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I really hate that "all our food is poison" became a right wing coded health woo woo position bc it's basically correct but their solution is giving themselves trichinosis
Sometimes i open the window and let them realize how cold it is before closing it again. It can def backfire tho bc they are mini radiators and love watching the birds
feeling like you talked about yourself too much in therapy is normal right? Feeling like my therapist is distracted and upset with me bc im talking to much is something everyone feels right??
I was really shocked when i first took adhd meds and realized how quiet my mind could be lol
putting a huge "your mileage may vary" disclaimer on this one lol but personally, after living in suburbia hell all my life, it's been both incredibly challenging and amazing to live here
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i'm not mad at you i'm just like. pissed off at you
the insanity wasn't driven by moving to philly. Call it an adjustment period in general
after going insane for the first year or so, it really did improve
There are so many people whose mental health would be helped immensely by living in Philadelphia
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Politically illiterate woman who is against AI because she's losing all her astrology/tarot clients to it
im 2 orbweavers stacked in a trench coat personally
this really shouldn't even be that hard, it's in a google doc and i sent an email with a pdf attachment. It's not a big deal ultimately but emailing me like i just threw u on the schedule without permission is such bullshit
working as a volunteer lead where the average age of my team is above 60 is making me insane. I send out several emails regarding scheduling months in advance and u tell me *the day of* that u cant do ur shift and don't remember signing up??? God christ almighty