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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 4h

Good god

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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 2h

and i try
oh my god, do i try
i try all the time
in this institution

a tux cat sleeping in blissful ignorance

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 2h

That is incredible

Lolo @loloanne.bsky.social · 5h

omg I am dying at the exchange in the epilogue 😂

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SpookyLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 5h

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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Rose Skye @roseskye.bsky.social · 7h

Do you ever get depressed about the fact that most countries used to have an extensive public transport system before oil companies got their grubby hands in and forced everyone to have to own a car

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5h

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 9h

get his ass kenny

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 10h

“I can’t imagine why anybody would want their music used or associated with something created with the sole purpose of dividing us."

Kenny Loggins Demands Removal of 'Danger Zone' From AI Clip of Trump Dumping Poop on Protesters

bit.ly

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 5h

music.youtube.com/watch?v=E5na...

Breathe in the Light

YouTube video by Stellardrone - Topic

music.youtube.com

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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h

exactly, he’s still the racist guardian angels guy but he’s also a real standout weirdo while Cuomo is just another bullying sex pest

Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli @ofwp.bsky.social · 6h

Someone broke it down the other day as Sliwa is a bad person but somehow a fantastic prototypical New York Character, while Cuomo is bad on both counts.

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 9h

You don't know how I get naked

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 6h

Shouldn't, but I'm going to make some coffee. Maybe it will help temper this headache bc the tylenol/ibuprofen I took hasn't done a fucking thing

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 14h

Two little devils have appeared!

Two black and white cats wearing small bat wings sit side by side, both licking their noses with their tongues out as they look at the camera.

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.

The newest edition of The Onion featuring the headline Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles

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oscar wilde women do 🇯🇲 @adrierising.bsky.social · 11h

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 1d

You know...

My body is still alive. My heart beats, my blood pumps, I sweat, I breathe. But I feel like I'm just going through the motions.

I think my soul might have actually died ten months ago. I feel hollow. I feel like there's just a hole where it used to be.

I can't sustain this.

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Lenka @enjolbear.bsky.social · 1d

We don’t have to have an opinion on everything

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so deep into burnout that the skin on my soul is charred

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 2d

Sure I was out there protesting fascism in my banana suit, but I think the greatest service I performed was afterwards when we walked past a very tired man with two small children being fussy and he said "Look! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" and I did the dance.

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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 2d

King of Nothin' #NoKings

#Art by Tiny Piece of Mercury

Crowned skully has a smoke sitting on some stairs while a meteor shower rains down

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Gizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

A closeup of a white cat with black spots with his tongue out and curled. Background is a blurry open bedroom door and a closet

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TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 1d

Wonderer
#critterposting #alttexpposting

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Methylis @methylis.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a second tv for my bedroom last night so that I can lay in bed and watch movies or whatever if I want to.

I wonder if this is the purchase that will make me feel whole. haha jk I know it won't

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