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Melissa Mallou
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Blue in Texas. Animal lover. Democracy and equality lover. Enjoy books, food, travel, laughter, and memes. Retired. Sarcastic and PG-13 (OK, R for f 💣s). Please no DMs.
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Going to be mostly offline the rest of week. Looking forward to NOT hearing what the orange lunatic has done for a few days.
Even without having identified where this photo really came from, it seems unlikely to be from the Colombian boat that was hit with weapons from the US Navy. Wouldn’t there be a lot of damage?
UT Austin is gonna be forced to comply by their Abbott-appointed Board of Regents.
Don’t worry, Mike Johnson, it’s just satire.
OH MY GOD!

What's Happening at Mar-a-Lago?
Happy International Sloth Day!
It’s World Sloth Day! 🦥

Fun fact: did you know sloths are the world’s slowest-moving mammals? 😭

Take a moment to celebrate these gentle creatures with us today💚
Trump is metaphorically pooping on us every day. That video was disgusting but truthful.
Good morning! Which grouch level are you at this Monday morning? I’m a 1.
I had cookies for dinner. And raspberries, so I could claim I ate something healthy and low-cal. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Huh.
The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.
And I think it was dumping the poop that spews from every trump orifice every day.
Good. Because trump and kegseth killed civilians in a boat that WAS NOT MOVING. Those fishermen were no threat to anyone—and certainly not to the freakin US Navy.
I loathe this lying evil elf more each day.
KARL: “Why haven’t you sworn in Adelita Grijalva?”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I’m following the Pelosi precedent with Letlow.”

KARL: “But that was the date Letlow requested.”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: 🤷🏼

#EpsteinFilesCoverUp
The boat was NOT MOVING and Trump had it blown up? WTH???
This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.
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Gee, those cops are such real men!
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Funny, how the "No Kings" protesters were "elderly white hippies" in August (per Stephen Miller), but are "pro-Hamas terrorists and violent criminals" in October (per Karoline Leavitt).

It's *almost* as if this regime makes its shameless lies up as it goes along . . .