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Melania Noire

@melanianoire.bsky.social

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In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god. I own THE Mall https://discord.gg/mtbUYtkr6j

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10d

I haven’t written in about six months. Until this last week stuff started to percolate.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m Melania Noire—witch, strategist, and weaver of worlds. Your support fuels:

✒️ Unbound Circles—my dark fantasy novel (no whispering witches here)
⚗️ Noire Apothecary—luxe Hoodoo brews, moonlit and chaos-touched
🚙 The Jeep’s tank (because even witches need wheels to haul their empire)

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 1h

Me scrolling the QTs

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Lowercase G From The D @grannysmith.blacksky.app · 1h

First time in a long time since I hit this benchmark.

@chaclo.blacksky.app would be proud.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t get why lmaoooo

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 1h

Jesus.
RIP D’Angelo.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 2h

Kiera Knightly pretending she didn’t know people don’t like JK Rowling is hilarious to me.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like no one was paying attn during Blade Runner etc. this is how it’s going to go. The end.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2h

Today in luxury surveillance.

“They’ll [ai wearables] be embedded in what we already wear: glasses, jewellery, clothing. Fashion will play a critical role in normalizing them.”

Style Meets Surveillance as Agentic AI Redefines Wearables

Are we seeing the rise of smarter accessories—or sleepwalking into a future where data privacy is out of style?

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 3h

Something that’ll cost you 33.50 before tax and served with fries on a wooden slab by a guy in a flannel with a kitchen knife tattooed on his forearm.

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 3h

Fuck is a steak nugget

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 4h

This is what we mean. The Gomez we want but not who we deserve I guess.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 7h

Any of the Hilton brands.

kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 15h

What’s your go to hotel? Like you’re going to a city you’ve never been to, what hotel are you booking?

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 8h

Oscar Isaac baby. He’s right there.

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16h

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Calilove102 @calilove102.bsky.social · 18h

They are on their way to DC! What a successful NY trip. #sussexsquad

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

Literally dismantling child hood memories. CN is how I started watching Anime!! *cry*

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Wingardium LeviMOsa @motheegamer.bsky.social · Jan 6

I have mixed feelings about this.

On one hand, they’re not really bothering anyone. It’s okay to tap into your inner child.

On the other, Chuck E. Cheese’s ain’t even all that anymore. They don’t have the jungle gyms or nothinggg.

Either way, it shouldn’t cause all this discourse😂

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

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taylor jay💫 @jayhaslanded.bsky.social · Jan 6

Is this kinda cringe and lame as fuck? Yeah, tbh. But is there any harm being done? No, not at all. She’s happy & isn’t bothering anyone.

But to get upset over this or to go as far as to say she’s engaging in pedophilic behavior (bc, yes, someone did say that) is simply outrageous.

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

Some people didn’t have nice birthdays?? So maybe this healed something in her? What’s wrong w yall??

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

It’s literally meant for all ages. I didn’t know only children could do the bag toss. Tf?! Lemme eat my funfetti in peace. Also PARENTS have been fighting in there for years. So ppl gotta stop acting like this is ruining it.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

I knew a girl who Amtrak’d for dick and then was stuck at the station for like 6hrs

B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 19h

A man on Twitter tried to buy me a bus ticket. I blocked that bitch so fast. do I look like the kinda bitch that will BUS to dick?

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 20h

Megabus to mega buss

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 19h

A man on Twitter tried to buy me a bus ticket. I blocked that bitch so fast. do I look like the kinda bitch that will BUS to dick?

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 20h

Megabus to mega buss

SCARY SHERRY 🫐🗡️🕸️ @shalocs.bsky.social · 21h

Yk we focus on flying folks out , is the train also an option?

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

Fuck yes!!!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18h

James Gunn says 'Supergirl' is a 'space adventure' 💫

"It's like Guardians"

(via Rolling Stone)

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Citizens for a Better Norfolk @betternorfolk.bsky.social · 20h

To be fair...

Chicago has the courtesy to honk the horn before trying to run you over.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 18h

Not everything needs live action.

These comic book movies and shows (really the shows) are a lesson in that.

Moon knight was a mess.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

The creators of ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ have dismissed the idea of making a live-action adaptation:

“It’s really hard to imagine these characters in a live-action world. It would feel too grounded. So totally it wouldn’t work for me.”