They're gonna have to raze the entire property when he's gone anyway, to get the wretched stank off it

Your older brother pins your military's wrist and uses its own impotently balled fist as a weapon. "Stop bombing yourself! Stop bombing yourself! Stop bombing yourself!"

In through the ceiling glass. French authorities said the scene was littered with felt microfiber and smelled strongly of Charles Grodin's cologne

A mods-ICE'd proposal

I made a sign with two sides

Hello from Lake Merritt, Oakland

When you love your job, you never work a day

The demo for "This is Fine: MAXIMUM COPE" is available now to try out on Steam Next Fest! It works great on a steam deck, as that's how I've been testing it out! Give a look over! It's legit, I swear!!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...

If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.

Let's waste part of the morning working on a Factorio megabase. www.twitch.tv/mc_front

Quakin' in muh boots

starter packs are old model. now we make finisher packs that liberate you from discourse

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

I use my wealth for normal things, like boats and cocaine. My opponent uses his wealth for insane things, like ketamine and rent.

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.

I will give you my copy of Hoop Roller Pro 7. I beat it already and I don't like that my VR goggles send 3D scans of my ween to the government

Okay but they should probably keep making TRON movies as vehicles for cool auteur soundtracks

Baritone sax players:

Easy to come to, hard to come by.

My bass player Bl4k L0tus just launched a KS for his shroom-hunting tabletop game. I've seen the prototypes and it is gonna be EXTRA FUN. If you like things like this, get in on it.

Caps & Stems: The Mushroom Hunting Board Game on @kickstarter.com

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...

Exiting my rejuvenation chamber, stepping over the spent corpses of my various 'blood boys,' nodding, muttering, "no, it is the children who are wrong."

Imagine believing in a literal antichrist and deciding that it's a little girl who keeps trying to feed starving babies, and not a world leader who has already managed to do sixty things from the bible story titled 'here are sixty-two ways that you shall know the antichrist'

Who made the Gorey font that they use in all of the foundation's merch, plus this book that just came out? Oh, right. That nerd rapper made it, in like 1998. I remember now.