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I am mouse. I go squirk. He/him. 30s. 18+ only. Horny on main; I will pollute your timeline with furry porn. Banner/PFP by @silverscarf #NSFW • #FurryArt • #Macro/Micro • #SizeSky • #MattyArt

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · Feb 18

If you’re still using your real human face as your profile picture, leave a post and I’ll assign you your very own fursona.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 1m

I’ll agree to disagree because like,

Republicans back in my day definitely didn’t have genocidal aspirations that I’d liken to the Nazis.… But there was always an undercurrent of racial animus to pretty much everything they said and did.

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 30m

The Joker in Morrowind:
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill Bosmer with a
SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Misses shot
Misses shot
Misses shot
Your Marksman has increased to 16
Misses shot"

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 28m

Lex Luthor: which would you rather save…? Lois Lane, or this school bus of child on the other side of the world?

Superman: Both.

Lex Luthor: You can’t save both!

Superman: I just did!

ThirtyHelens🔞 @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · Sep 1

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ThirtyHelens🔞 @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 14d

I know we all love this man, but make sure to genuinely carry his message in your heart: you can always reject a false premise. There are almost always more than two choices.

ThirtyHelens🔞 @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · Sep 1

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 3d

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22h

between airhead phd puppygirls, unemployed doggirls, girlboss career dogwomen, and now bootlicking halfwit neoliberal capitalist dogs, i think we have enough evidence for a canine covergent evolution theory of trans women

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 1h

You two are cute. =3

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óÓÒò Spotted Menace óÓÒò @spottedmenace.bsky.social · 4d

I heard someone say "He's just mad he has to eat his cookies with water cause his dad never came back with the milk" and, if anyone ever did me like that, I'd walk into a fae circle. Just take me away.

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Velvet (Starlight) @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 1h

you ever just

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Makar 🍃 @makardraws.bsky.social · 1h

"Cooool place!"
#sketch #myart

Bust sketch of an anthro version of Sarabi from The Lion King.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

AI is revobbliticsing education.

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 13h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

AI is revobbliticsing education.

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 13h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 13h

Can’t remember this being in either the book nor in the Muppet version.

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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 13h

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

Scrooge leaning out of a window meme image

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

On the plus side, I'm kind of glad that there ISN'T more coverage about her, because like, she's having a tough time as it is. Like, she's a Mormon who's estranged from her family, seems to have a history of substance abuse, and then ALL OF THIS.

Back off her and giver her her privacy.

M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

The thing that pisses me off the most: every article I read about Lance--and I only call her Lance because that is the only name I know her by--specifies that she's transitioning, but use he/him pronouns.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

But yeah, the shooter's girlfriend is cooperating with the investigation. Last story I've seen is that she's had to flee their shared residence because of all the harassment.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

Shockingly, the whole transgender girlfriend thing seems to actually be real.

I don't blame anybody for being skeptical though, because holy shit the FBI and the media's coverage of the whole thing was fucking awful, lmao

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 14h

Slow your scroll, beef chiefs. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, here to set the record straight. The only time you're getting served rat is when the hairy bastard is the size of a cow. So it's unlikely, but never impossible. I've been to Arizona. I'm John Arby.

The ol' ALFer @theolalfer.bsky.social · 1d

I DON'T CARE, WILLIE, STOP THE CAR I'M HUNGRY

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 11h

This was just dredged up from an unholy memory vault.

M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 12h

A tuxedo cat that is also a magician.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 12h

Actually, I think that prevented the right from going full civil war is the fact that they were so perversely overjoyed to use Charlie Kirk as a martyr to go full civil war that the exhausted any and all sympathy from moderates that they had, lol

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 12h

If anything, the fact that that is the case makes me despise the shooter all the more.

Like, fuck you shooter dude. You're not helping the rest of us.

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M-AAAH!!!-tty 👻 @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 12h

I hate to fact check this one, but I still see a lot of people saying that Kirk's assassin was a groyper. This is not true.

As far as I know, a motive has not been established, but unfortunately, it does seem as though he was a dipshit who was trying to impress his trans girlfriend.

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