Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0
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Artist formerly known as ManuclearBomb || he/they || @notacast.bsky.social
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity
Cheeni and Gendry
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
You can always tell who doesn't get their Simpsons screencaps from the Frinkiac smh
manucleardevice.bsky.social
Lmao I deserve it I’m obnoxious. Brutal game whoever came out the loser
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fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social
Yes, this is lame but one Super Bowl and we'll all be ready to dress like Ben Johnson (JCrew slim-fit tech pants and a button down shirt that's 10% elastane).
manucleardevice.bsky.social
We need to stop these posers from constantly losing the faith
manucleardevice.bsky.social
At a certain point I expected a Bears TD And another Hail Mary attempt for WAS
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boneysoups.bsky.social
Someone at the TVL NYCC panel asked if the writers had considered "solving" the louis-lestat-armand love triangle with a throuple and the response was an emphatic NO (lol) and i have a take brewing that readers/fans are drawn to imagining solutions where writers are more about loving problems
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groug.bsky.social
A lot of people don't want to face up to the truth but it has become very clear: Nothing good will ever happen again
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razzball.bsky.social
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:

3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
Charlie Kirk written on Dodgers Blake Treinen hat
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rickyodonn.bsky.social
The Chicago Bears have spent 10,000 hours shooting themselves in the crotch and now they have true expertise in the field
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bonejob.bsky.social
Jaden Daniels getting Patty Mahomes calls now
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
When they have 1-2 yards to go is the only time the bears don’t run it.
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
Commanders will find the end zone and also go for 2 and end the game.
manucleardevice.bsky.social
You let the quarter run out and you get a de facto time out to discuss a third and one play. I really hate this team man
manucleardevice.bsky.social
WHY EVEN RUN A PLAY TAKE IT TO THE FOURTH