Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
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Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
ICE is thug trash.
anotherjonah.bsky.social
This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
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blenster.com
This is why you need a robust team of SWQA engineers integrated into your entire product lifecycle stack; the sooner we're involved the better and more thorough testing we can do to ensure that systemic failures like this don't make it to customers.

It's not just reputation at risk here; lives too.
dannypalmer.bsky.social
The future is great, huh?

"A software update to Jeep 4xE models caused major malfunctions over the weekend – leaving many owners stranded and some in danger after their power failed."

www.thestack.technology/jeep-softwar...
Jeep software update bricks vehicles
“Please exercise extreme caution”
www.thestack.technology
malwarejake.bsky.social
Calling all investors - my consulting revenue is up 10000% year over year with no signs of slowing down.

Please don't perform any due diligence or you might learn that my primary customer is also owned by me, but somehow I'll pretend that isn't a total fraud.
malwarejake.bsky.social
Fact check: we've had government paychecks for hundreds of years while at least pretending to follow the Constitution.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
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gregpak.net
This pitiful monarchist loser knows Americans hate kings, and that is good.

Find a #NoKings protest near you and GO on 10/18, friends. It'll be inspiring and fun and it will help.

(And no, you don't have to RSVP if you don't want to - just show up!)

www.nokings.org
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annamerlan.bsky.social
This is such a niche ask for a family member but if you found a car key fob and some other keys on the LES last night send me a message. Likely near Essex and Stanton 🫠
malwarejake.bsky.social
Of course it's retribution. It's what they know.
atrupar.com
JORDAN: Comey is where weaponization all started. 9 years ago he took the dossier--

BASH: But that's not what he's being prosecuted for

JORDAN: I'm just saying, you want to talk about weaponization, that's where it started

BASH: So this is retribution then
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Bullshit.
atrupar.com
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
malwarejake.bsky.social
My only pair of cowboy boots is at home. My feet are oddly shaped, so cowboy boots that fit are really hard to come by.
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eljefe.social
Jake's ready for the CircuitCity Posse.
malwarejake.bsky.social
Do I NEED an oilskin duster and an outback hat? Of course not. But I do own both now just in case I'm ever called to a gunfight or something...
malwarejake.bsky.social
Do I NEED an oilskin duster and an outback hat? Of course not. But I do own both now just in case I'm ever called to a gunfight or something...
malwarejake.bsky.social
Boot leather is in season this time of year...
malwarejake.bsky.social
It's getting easier to see every day.
petebuttigieg.bsky.social
If you look closely, you can see signs of GOP lawmakers fearing the long-term political consequences of paying more attention to Trump's demands than to the voices of their own constituents - or consciences.
malwarejake.bsky.social
But that doesn't help drive confirmation bias.
malwarejake.bsky.social
If productivity gains with AI use were truly so large, orgs wouldn't be regularly asking me how to audit which staff are using AI vs not.

The only tool you should need is managers telling you who is 10%+++ more effective since you deployed the new AI tooling. Unless of course those claims are... 🤔
malwarejake.bsky.social
But he's also right here. The productivity gains aren't as advertised.
malwarejake.bsky.social
Dead. ☠️☠️☠️
adactivity.bsky.social
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
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melissaryan.bsky.social
The stupidest fucking people are running the country. They're cruel and heartless, but they're also just really stupid.
apoorvanyt.bsky.social
The Trump administration on Saturday scrambled to rescind layoffs of hundreds of CDC scientists who were mistakenly fired on Friday night in what appeared to be a substantial procedural lapse.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error
www.nytimes.com
malwarejake.bsky.social
Supporting the Salvation Army is supporting fascism.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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dethveggie.bsky.social
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Stop letting Illinois Law Enforcement aid and abet the gestapo. Seriously, man. You may not be able to stop ICE altogether, but you CAN stop making it easier for them to do the evil things they are doing.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Outside of the Broadview ICE facility, a state trooper tells the delegation attempting to have communion with detainees that ICE has denied their request.
malwarejake.bsky.social
NGL, I sort of want to buy this, but I'm a bit concerned it might be offensive to Vietnam War vets...
Patch that says "Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club"
malwarejake.bsky.social
I want to see everyone involved in these deportations in prison.

Every. Single. One.
marisakabas.bsky.social
New — Video shared with me shows ICE officers in DC detaining a man on Friday.

Bystander filming asks man for his name. ICE agent lies and says he’s not allowed to speak to him “by law” and another says “We’ve arrested American citizens for being too close…If he gets any closer, put him in cuffs.”