Major Clanger
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Cat minion, collector of Lego / old calculators / cake moulds. Baker, middle-aged weightlifter and convert to gardening. Has a growing assortment of Master's degrees including electronics, law and forensics.
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I should probably explain that my intense loathing of FtoNY is because it seems to have completely overshadowed Kirsty MacColl's solo career and left her in the public consciousness only as 'that singer who accompanied The Pogues'.
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Semolina pudding
Man Bites Dog
Fairytale of New York
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
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Look, if Patrick O'Brian could make the War of 1812 last about six years from the point of view of Aubrey and Maturin, I think we can cut Goscinny and Uderzo a bit of slack.
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Julius Caesar conquered Gaul in 51 BC and died in 44 BC, therefore all of Asterix's adventures took place over the course of less than seven years, probably much less since Asterix's chieftain was at the battle of Alesia, were it is probable Asterix and Obelix's fathers died. In this essay, I will
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Whereas my attempt went like this.

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On a visit to Bodnant Gardens in Wales recently I noticed several swallows flying to and from nests in the eaves. I used the rapid shooting burst mode on my Canon R7 to get a dozen or so photos and then stacked and merged them in Adobe Lightroom to get a composite showing the birds' flight paths.
A photograph showing trees on the left and the corner of a stonebuilt house with wooden eaves on the other side. Between them are several streams of birds. The photograph shows swallows flying to and from nests in the eaves of the house, and has been created as a composite of several pictures taken in quick succession so that each bird flight path appears as a trail of bird images.
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Hey, I check who I'm replying to before I make an arse of myself online, but you do you.
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But people here do know who he is, because he's a leading expert (as ten seconds with Google would have told you) who is very active here. All we know about you is that you repost a lot of stuff but seem to have no contributions of your own.
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Also, to be honest, the same problem can affect aging aircraft in service. The inquiry following the loss of an RAF Nimrod in Afghanistan highlighted the problem of maintaining an airframe designed in the early 1950s, e.g. nobody knows if 60 year old insulation is meant to look like that.
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Indeed. There comes a point when you have to accept that, whatever the old manuals might say, every single part is going to have to be inspected and potentially replaced. So not only are most warbirds ships-of-Theseus, but it's inevitable for safety reasons they'll end up that way.
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The problem is in part that there will be components with no servicing schedule because they were expected to last the life of the aircraft, but in 1940 nobody expected that to be 85 years.
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I have watched this short video and I endorse this recommendation. Five minutes well spent.
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this got recommended to me by YouTube, and it deserves to have one billion views, so I'm showing it to you in the hopes that you will also watch it and share it, because it is so lovely

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Steve, Socks, and Spleen Surgery - An Animated Story
YouTube video by william snekspeare
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Jenrick complains that there are immigration judges (presumably he means the part-time ones) who spend the rest of their time representing immigrants.

Wait until someone tells him about Recorders (part-time Crown Court judges) who spend the rest of their time defending the accused.
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I did not know that there was such a thing as the Inverse Traveling Salesman Problem but here we are.
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
A quite insane tour schedule
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GNU Jilly Cooper. Jilly and dad were friends and the only person I’ve known to call him ‘Tel’. Hope they’re both having a big drink somewhere.
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That would be my even better example, yes. “Hmm, we’ve shot all the pigeons, it can’t be pigeon shit causing the excess noise in our antenna”.
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I think the difference is that Fleming wasn’t looking for an an antibiotic (he was studying staphylococcus varieties) and his research came about after a chance fungal infection. Edison was aiming from the outset to develop a lightbulb.
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As Isaac Asimov put it, ‘The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka” but “That’s funny...”’
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Serendipitous would be, for example, Fleming’s discovery of microbial antibiotics by noticing that mould contaminating a Petri dish had inhibited growth of a bacterial culture.
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For fans of writer Lois McMaster Bujold, 'shunned by Palantir as disreputable' has strong echoes of 'cashiered from the Barrayaran military for brutality'.
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Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.
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Back in the days of USENET and sci.military.naval we used to have the 'BB Loon', the sort of person who would post a long half-baked screed about how what the US Navy needed was BATTLESHIPS WITH MODERN TECH. I don't think anyone envisaged POTUS being one.
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Trump: "I think we should maybe start thinking about battleships, by the way. We have a Secretary of Navy who came to me, 'cause I look at the Iowa out in California and I look at different ships, the old pictures. I used to watch Victory at Sea. I love Victory at Sea. And I look at those ships... "
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Yes, the Nimrod gave good service, but there were other aircraft that would arguably have made a better basis for ASR.381, and which wouldn't have been shackled by the Comet's design legacy. There's a reason why the RC-135 is still in service 71 years after the 367-80 first flew.