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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 10h

True

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 11h

I didn’t realise the limitation of the English vocabulary until I heard that Australians call flip-flops, thongs.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 13h

When a person says that he is a compulsive liar is he lying about that too?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 13h

😂😂😂😂😂

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 18h

How many politicians would actually do any good work if they had to compulsorily keep the good work anonymous?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 18h

Why the heck are people still making raisins? Leave the grapes alone!

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

I have so many different hairstyles - escaped from dungeon, survived a tornado, Disneyland ride style, broke and out of hair brushes etc etc.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 2d

Matilda would be like, where’s my Hogwarts letter dude!

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

Hear me out, a website for selling the stuff that you bought when you were too drunk and ergo meet like minded idiots.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

I think most movies get a good rating just because people are relieved the movie is over and they are all like - wow it does feel good now.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a scandal!

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 3d

What do you mean the F1 F2 F3 keys don’t stand for Fuck 1 Fuck 2 Fuck 3?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 4d

Me: This is the last time I am buying anything just because it has a picture of a celebrity on it!

Also me: OMG Harry Potter bandaids!!!!

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 4d

The second is first for me 😂

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 5d

I am tired of disappointing people so I try to let people know my truth and get it over with.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 5d

I was just about to say that they’re needy!

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 5d

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 5d

lol that’s hilarious 😂

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 5d

I didn’t know that I was a successful person until my local magazine people interviewed me about my talent for using the same festive lights 5 years in a row.