Lee Kelly
@leepkelly.bsky.social
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Recently moved from Potions Master to Defence Against The Dark Arts. No, really.
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leepkelly.bsky.social
I hope China isn’t worried by the presence of the USS DEIN PLOW in the western Pacific.
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sirbasil.bsky.social
Dear People Who Read,

you have to pay more tax now because People Who Don't Read didn't understand what the EU does

Yours

Rachel Reeves
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olifranklinwallis.bsky.social
Rare case of someone who should lose their job because of AI
lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
Rolex subreddit post: 

My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.
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irradiatedmouse.bsky.social
Look it felt wrong then and it’ll feel wrong now
Fisto the robot from Fallout New Vegas. Fisto is programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position
leepkelly.bsky.social
“Breaking Bear”? Fuck me. At least the names of the thriller dramas you get on Channel 5 manage to make sense while still being wildly unimaginative and derivative…
leepkelly.bsky.social
“Hey guys, it’s me, Molly Mae.” That… does not answer my question.
leepkelly.bsky.social
I don’t know how far along pre-production was on the original film, before they canned the director threw out his script and brought JJ back with new script. But even then it shouldn’t have added that much!
leepkelly.bsky.social
How the hell did THAT cost half a billion to make?
thespaceshipper.com
"Disney has today revealed that the total cost of 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker came to $593.7 million (£450.2 million) making it the third most expensive movie in history."

Well, assembling a galaxy fleet is expensive. ☝️
Cost Of ‘Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker’ Approaches $600 Million
Disney has today revealed that the total cost of 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker came to $593.7 million making it the third most expensive movie in history.
www.forbes.com
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thespaceshipper.com
"Disney has today revealed that the total cost of 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker came to $593.7 million (£450.2 million) making it the third most expensive movie in history."

Well, assembling a galaxy fleet is expensive. ☝️
Cost Of ‘Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker’ Approaches $600 Million
Disney has today revealed that the total cost of 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker came to $593.7 million making it the third most expensive movie in history.
www.forbes.com
leepkelly.bsky.social
Probably doesn’t know that cooking oil isn’t the same as oil oil…
leepkelly.bsky.social
Nor the day after, but maybe the day after that.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time
leepkelly.bsky.social
Where are these goons coming from all of a sudden? Feels like there’s been a rash recently. Or have they just managed to avoid my notice until I’ve only now hit a seam of them?
leepkelly.bsky.social
I’d be a whole lot more enthused about the #ENG World Cup qualification campaign if I didn’t know that sure as clockwork come the Finals next year they’ll completely go to pieces while treating the whole thing like a massive personal inconvenience and imposition on their valuable time.
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princejvstin.com
Taps the sign on this CYOA ending, yet again.
the subtly dystopic CYOA ending
leepkelly.bsky.social
Can’t do the dishwasher. Force majeure.
Grey and white tabby stretched out on my legs.
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lennon-s.bsky.social
3 years ago this tech was going to change the world and the best use case they have is "I'm too lazy to read this email" and "porn bot"
leepkelly.bsky.social
Read it out, my wife LOLed.
leepkelly.bsky.social
Now SNW s3 is over, I’ve cancelled my P+ subscription. Will restart when s4 starts. Not intending to watch the poxy bloody Academy show. There’s nothing for me there.
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Trump: “Everybody is dropping out of BRICS. They don't even talk about BRICS anymore.”

This is a lie.
leepkelly.bsky.social
So that’s it then. Eldest daughter has Moved Out. She’s been independent, had her independence, for a while, was as likely to be spending the night at her BF’s as here. But it’s quite symbolic, 20.75yrs of… stewardship… over. We’re still supporting her until uni finishes, but now her life is… hers.
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vexcorvine.itch.io
I think the worst thing for me, at first glance, was the use of Marilyn Monroe, a woman whose face and body were and have been continuously exploited well beyond her death, as an example of someone whose likeness you can manipulate.