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Smashley LeBikiniblonde

@lebikiniblonde.bsky.social

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"A pitiful forgery of a human made from wet trash." ~Arcane Bullshit/Secret Snake's Magic Meme Castle @AshleyColeArt on Instagram, @dopadelirium/@dionysuspsyche on Twitter

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Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

I've bought groceries for neighbors before, and have given away food (canned/box). People have definitely taken drinks that they probably just recycled instead of drinking.

One time, our BN admin gave away Carrot cake Oreos. We all wanted to try them. I've never found them since...👻🤯

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

Having to hear a court debate whether she was upset because a woman to her shirt off or not would be priceless. I'm so glad she won.

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

I had the ACLU as my charity for my birthday, and after my husband donated to them, I learned that someone in our town had utilized their services and won, I was so proud. She's a politician who is also trans, and an activist who took her shirt off during a protest.

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Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

I would f*kn fight this of I could. @aclu.org !

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 7d

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 7d

>> bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Jason Voorhees Darr @jasondtx.bsky.social · 7d

Looked up the law here and it's pretty damn clear it's regarding real actual genitalia and not cartoonish inflatable representations.

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Alabama Code Title 13A. Criminal Code § 13A-12-130 SECTION 13A-12-130 PUBLIC LEWDNESS | FindLaw

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 7d

Am developing a working theory of this phenomenon where the general rule is the closer you are to a Northern corner of the United States, the more gay all the straight women look.

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 7d

I’ve never seen so many women who appear to be lesbians but in fact are here with their husbands in my life

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 7d

Personal life update: BIG BOOT BIG BOOT BIG BOOT

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Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

P used to fall/trip a lot (especially in our 2-story house). Falls are one of the top reasons people go to urgent care - any home setting. P started doing balance exercises & has REALLY improved on how often he trips or falls.

Are you getting enough sleep? Because I feel like that contributes.

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Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

Oh nooooooo did I miss Tualatin's annual pumpkin regatta? 😭

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

This is one of my top 5 soups!

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

Ooh crap it really is huh? Poopy.

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 5d

What happened? What stopped working?

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NPR @npr.org · 5d

Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids. n.pr/47ESYJ5

Cannabis works better than opioids for back pain, in two European studies

Millions of Americans use weed to treat chronic pain, but there's little high quality research on whether it works. New findings suggest it can be effective for low back pain, on par with opioids.

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Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 10d

His name will change as he morphs, I assume, unless this sticks, but we'll see, we shall see.

Smashley LeBikiniblonde @lebikiniblonde.bsky.social · 10d

Art is walking around muttering to yourself, "Where TF is Cloud Man!?" No one has any idea what you're talking about, and if you texted this information to yourself and reviewed it later, you probably wouldn't know either.

Cloud Man, the flesh.