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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63
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Walt Whitman invented the six word memoir but I beat that old idiot by two with "Dead Baby Shoe Sale"
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Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Trump's literally going to end up shooting someone on 5th Ave and the press will say he's "Forging a new path in the power of the presidency."
They're making Cetaphil bottles too big. Nobody needs this much gentle face wash. Not even students.

Stop it, Cetaphil.
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People really need to wrap their heads around HOW ATTENUATED our election cycles have gotten.

They're acting like the Maine primary was a race between Platner and Mills only and it's too late for anyone else to jump in.

The deadline to REGISTER FOR IT is in MARCH!

Go out and recruit SOMEONE ELSE
Defend Nazis and that's what happens, dude 🤷🏻‍♂️
Welp, it’s finally happened to me. After years of posting and writing, I’ve finally gone viral as today’s villain. And on a site where I’m seemingly not able to go private, deactivate, or delete. Very cool!
Hey Jeff, do you know what the difference between a Nazi and a Nazi sympathizer is? There is none.
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Both the U.S. marshal and the immigrant were shot by federal officers. You’d never know that from this headline.
The UN conference where Kruschev banged his shoe on the table.
Old "Tough" Guy who stands behind Mayor during press conferences
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
The original article they're all paraphrasing actually said "The new potato chip bags will highlight that Lay’s are made from real potatoes, which the brand says nearly 42 percent of consumers are unaware of."

Very different than thinking they're not potatoes at all.
HOA is gonna be PISSED
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
Gotta stop giving breath to low information voters
hey just an fyi if you see someone at your anti-authoritarianism event advocating for palestine, don’t be like this lady who doesn’t understand that the u.s. government is funding a genocide led by a deranged authoritarian government abroad.

it’s not a good look. please stop doing this.
Wild that they never bothered to interview a single attendee.
CNN: Do you really believe that the 7 million attendees who participated this weekend hate the United States of America?

REP. LISA McCLAIN: Well, look at what they're standing for. They're standing for communism. They're standing for antisemitism.
"I've got great state sponsored health insurance and I'm going to lie to you all about why I think you should all get fucked paying insurance premiums."
DeSantis said “Most people, particularly under 50, what they really need is a catastrophic plan that’s affordable, where then they can pay whatever they’re doing out of a health savings account.”
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Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance
'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.
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Bet the Riyadh comedy festival was a real hoot.
I love that she did this in what looks like a private school auditorium for a crowd of two people. Very Nancy Pelosi.
Okay. This quote tweet of Pelosi made me laugh.
Mike Johnson has the same level of understanding of irony that Alanis Morissette did, which is to say none.
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
Can't do any work today, dog needs me, sorry.
Stop trying to make Charlie Kirk happen, Chip
Remove the word "costs" and it's basically right
Better change your tune, people marching for a ceasefire!
I don't know, I feel like you're over-simplifying the core issue they face: how can they continue to lie plausibly about representing their constituents while still taking fat paychecks to work exclusively in the interests of private interest groups?
If you block the subway doors for people getting off, the pole for people trying to hold it, or the sidewalk for people trying to walk in both directions, I should be able shoot a water gun at your crotch with no repercussion.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?