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King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63
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#1 Rude Boi. Director of @snatchersfilm.bsky.social and The Gumshoe Diaries. Owner of littleknifemedia.com. Official Utz Pitchman since 2021.
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Walt Whitman invented the six word memoir but I beat that old idiot by two with "Dead Baby Shoe Sale"
The original article they're all paraphrasing actually said "The new potato chip bags will highlight that Lay’s are made from real potatoes, which the brand says nearly 42 percent of consumers are unaware of."

Very different than thinking they're not potatoes at all.
HOA is gonna be PISSED
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
Gotta stop giving breath to low information voters
hey just an fyi if you see someone at your anti-authoritarianism event advocating for palestine, don’t be like this lady who doesn’t understand that the u.s. government is funding a genocide led by a deranged authoritarian government abroad.

it’s not a good look. please stop doing this.
Wild that they never bothered to interview a single attendee.
CNN: Do you really believe that the 7 million attendees who participated this weekend hate the United States of America?

REP. LISA McCLAIN: Well, look at what they're standing for. They're standing for communism. They're standing for antisemitism.
"I've got great state sponsored health insurance and I'm going to lie to you all about why I think you should all get fucked paying insurance premiums."
DeSantis said “Most people, particularly under 50, what they really need is a catastrophic plan that’s affordable, where then they can pay whatever they’re doing out of a health savings account.”
floridapolitics.com/archives/761...
Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance
'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.
floridapolitics.com
Bet the Riyadh comedy festival was a real hoot.
I love that she did this in what looks like a private school auditorium for a crowd of two people. Very Nancy Pelosi.
Okay. This quote tweet of Pelosi made me laugh.
Mike Johnson has the same level of understanding of irony that Alanis Morissette did, which is to say none.
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
Can't do any work today, dog needs me, sorry.
Stop trying to make Charlie Kirk happen, Chip
Remove the word "costs" and it's basically right
Better change your tune, people marching for a ceasefire!
I don't know, I feel like you're over-simplifying the core issue they face: how can they continue to lie plausibly about representing their constituents while still taking fat paychecks to work exclusively in the interests of private interest groups?
If you block the subway doors for people getting off, the pole for people trying to hold it, or the sidewalk for people trying to walk in both directions, I should be able shoot a water gun at your crotch with no repercussion.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
I just realized shows like America's Got Talent are predicated around the idea that somehow there's an anomaly in regular people having amazing talents vs the very real anomaly of super hot people ALSO having amazing talents that media has normalized.
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As we approach the end of the year and you have some potential disposable income to share, consider supporting your local mutual aid projects. This year has been rough but next year promises to be even more difficult for people.

There are definitely orgs in your communities that can use support.
This is what Big Poop industry doesn't want you to know
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Sharing this for one reason: I caught it without sound and it really hits home how all of this is a performance for right wing bigots.

Watch it w/o sound. What would you think he’s talking about? Something serious? Something important? He looks like a used-car salesman trying to sell a mattress
Christian nationalist podcaster Joshua Haymes says Christians must be willing to defend the institution of slavery because the Bible makes it clear that "it is not inherently evil to own another human being." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
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It's less than 24 hours after 5-8 million Americans marched against a president who called them domestic terrorists, and there is zero reference to it on the current NYT home page, except for a Bouie op/ed that came out several days earlier.
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the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted
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as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
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If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Watching our mad king don his AI slop crown and publicly fantasize about rage shitting on our moment of collective power is the perfect counterpoint: he's the one isolated in his impotent fury, clinging to the online simulacrum while we primally express and experience our very real strength.