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Kerri! ΘΔ

@kerritheskunk.bsky.social

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21|any/all|furry (duh)|maybe a bit therian|PNW|Minors DNI, I may post/repost smut. Pedos/zoos fuck off and get help 💜 @freelancefiend.bsky.social 💜

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · Jun 1

Had to make a new Signal. Forgot to transfer my old account to my new phone like a dummy. Everything else from my old pinned is still true, I'm @[email protected] on fedi.

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 1h

imagine for a moment that you're playing in the Super Bowl. The teams are tied and its coming down to the wire. You are passed the ball and see that your running back is wide open. As you go to throw to him, you realize that its a Christian baby.

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antlers @cervine.online · 2h

Imagine for a moment that you are skydiving with a christian baby

Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 3h

Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 3h

Tragedy unfolded in Delfino Plaza after a tourist unfamiliar with the area’s customs handed her baby to a local Chuckster.
paletteswap.site/dif...

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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 8h

☑️ three or four thieves
☑️ scouted the location ahead of time
☑️ brazenly done after the museum opened for the day
☑️ got away on mopeds & scooters

Lupin III

Jigen Daisuke

Goemon Ishikawa XIII

Mine Fujiko

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alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 8h

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 5d

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Dave Scheidt @davescheidt.com · 22h

Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.

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Rémy @ 🇨🇦 @remymanedwolf.bsky.social · 2d

Be good to your pumpkins and bottoms, y'all

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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey @ Con Crud 🏳️‍⚧️#FreePalestine 🇵🇸 @toofthey.bsky.social · 2d

the feds are posting on Bluesky now

block & let them shout in the void, no need to reply to them & give them a target list

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 2d

The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]

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🔞||Khyra ΘΔ 🏴✴︎ @anarkhyra.bsky.social · 2d

Hi please don't entertain this shit and block 'em all

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 2h

oh hey
i'm one of those too

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Rémy @ 🇨🇦 @remymanedwolf.bsky.social · 3h

The view outside my hotel

I think I'm being called out

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Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit this guy fucking rules

Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 1d

Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 13h

I mean, if you say so :3

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 13h

as i believe lil jon once said
*ahem*
gawd damn

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Konky 🍉🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 8d

⚠️🦌⚠️

Hiiii :)

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Konky 🍉🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 1d

⚠️🦌⚠️

Gah damn

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 13h

what if i made out sloppily with YOUR butthole

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

The meme is a text exchange with one person saying"I saw this and it made me think of us"
There isn't a picture of an animated Sonic wedding scene"

The second person says "sigh"

First person "is that a dreamy sigh?"

Second person "you know it's not"

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

I'm already gay

lunulata
I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said "Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?" and I just blurted out "I'm already gay" and the person, taken aback, said "Well, that's... nice." and I said "It really is. Goodbye." and just walked into the closest store to escape.

raptoritic
one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying "excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?" and I was like "I'm sorry I'm on my way to a final" and they said "just takes a minute to save a mountain" and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn't working so 1 just said the first thing that came to mind which was "Sorry I hate mountains"

lunulata
This Is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

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📖🎶dreams of a finale under fabricated lights @finitexs.bsky.social · 4d

"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

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Nola Pfau @ohnola.bsky.social · 2d

An easy one: Any comics film adaptation that exists without the original creator being able to pay off their house is a moral failure

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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M. Cromwell @marandart.bsky.social · 1d

It's Saturday. Look at our shrimp. Her name is School Bus.

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o l l i e @caprine.bsky.social · Sep 6

seriously one of the best feelings in the world

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Liam Flannery @liamflannery.bsky.social · 14h

Can you make a 🏳️‍🌈 slide in Factory 95? #gamedev #indiegame
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