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Kerri! ΘΔ

@kerritheskunk.bsky.social

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · Jun 1

Had to make a new Signal. Forgot to transfer my old account to my new phone like a dummy. Everything else from my old pinned is still true, I'm @[email protected] on fedi.

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 2h

I mean, if you say so :3

Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 2h

as i believe lil jon once said
*ahem*
gawd damn

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Konky 🍉🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 8d

⚠️🦌⚠️

Hiiii :)

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Konky 🍉🦌 @konky.bsky.social · 23h

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Gah damn

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 2h

what if i made out sloppily with YOUR butthole

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16h

The meme is a text exchange with one person saying"I saw this and it made me think of us"
There isn't a picture of an animated Sonic wedding scene"

The second person says "sigh"

First person "is that a dreamy sigh?"

Second person "you know it's not"

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22h

I'm already gay

lunulata
I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said "Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?" and I just blurted out "I'm already gay" and the person, taken aback, said "Well, that's... nice." and I said "It really is. Goodbye." and just walked into the closest store to escape.

raptoritic
one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying "excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?" and I was like "I'm sorry I'm on my way to a final" and they said "just takes a minute to save a mountain" and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn't working so 1 just said the first thing that came to mind which was "Sorry I hate mountains"

lunulata
This Is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

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📖🎶dreams of a finale under fabricated lights @finitexs.bsky.social · 4d

"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

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Nola Pfau @ohnola.bsky.social · 1d

An easy one: Any comics film adaptation that exists without the original creator being able to pay off their house is a moral failure

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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M. Cromwell @marandart.bsky.social · 13h

It's Saturday. Look at our shrimp. Her name is School Bus.

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o l l i e @caprine.bsky.social · Sep 6

seriously one of the best feelings in the world

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Liam Flannery @liamflannery.bsky.social · 3h

Can you make a 🏳️‍🌈 slide in Factory 95? #gamedev #indiegame
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...

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Teddy Wynton on Drums! @teddywynton.bsky.social · Aug 8

YUP!

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 6h

Yes you do
im petting you

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22h

[Exit King.]

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15h

Come on then, and remove him.

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Skoot "THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT" Galico @fatcatspeedshop.com · 6h

reskeet to scare AI dorks

a person using a comically large pencil to draw a silly face on a paper

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 7h

*playing Sega Rally Revo*
wow this is fun as hell! why don't i ever play super arcadey arcade racing games
*makes 1 minor mistake and the 1st place AI rubberbands away to the point where i can't catch them*
nevermind, fuck this fucking shit

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Lil-Red @ BLFC @lil-red.hyper.wang · 7h

Just pull the straps to the side, sweety 😏💕

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Kerri! ΘΔ @kerritheskunk.bsky.social · 9h

Oh no, whatever shall you dooooo???? :3

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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey @ Con Crud 🏳️‍⚧️#FreePalestine 🇵🇸 @toofthey.bsky.social · 10h

somehow both me & @highfategg.bsky.social lost our clothes when we were chilling in the living room today, OOPS!!

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#irl #nsfw #irlnsfw #irlnudes #nonbinarynudes #exhib