Keith Ng
@keithng.bsky.social
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keithng.bsky.social
Yeah but some people are sociopaths who grab big wads of towels from the manual dispensers - the dispensers are aimed at stopping that.
keithng.bsky.social
you can't just call everyone nazis, they're just antisemitic blood and soil authoritarian nationalists who glorify violence and want to be nazis
paleofuture.bsky.social
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Thinking of all the people who insisted that this admin was serious about "ending antisemitism on college campuses."
paleofuture.bsky.social
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
keithng.bsky.social
Depends. Are they notes I would want Kirsty Johnston to read?
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keithng.bsky.social
Cybersex as an agentic AI service but it only says things that are factually true
rowan.roundbird.nz
the service's pro/con list with "implausible hallucinations" annotated with "PRO!!!"
keithng.bsky.social
There's a very weird dynamic about political reporting as the most prestigious round, with its own institutions and culture, that set up this sort of behaviour.

Success is defined by personal glory, and glory is defined by ritualised gotchas. The bigger picture doesn't come into it.
jamisonfoser.bsky.social
White House reporters are excited that after four years of boring interviews with subject-matter experts they now get the adrenaline rush that comes from the personal attention of a president who threatens to have them executed. www.cjr.org/political_pr...
Excerpts from a Columbia Journalism Review article: "Instead, White House reporters say, the Biden team preferred to offer background quotes from in-house experts" and "'For a lot of people, what was the point in even going?' said a veteran White House reporter." and "Trump, on the other hand, adores the attention of the media" and "'Despite his sometimes strident and sometimes even violent rhetoric about the press, he loves talking to us,' the print reporter said."
keithng.bsky.social
The path ahead is long and full of... let's not look too closely at that. But we are... oh god why did we do a live event everyone put your hands where we can we them.
keithng.bsky.social
Since the dawn of time, Man has dreamt of being able to recreate life - authentic 20th century phone sex life - from mere machines. Today, we are one step closer towards that noble destiny.
keithng.bsky.social
New business idea: "Cybersex", but as an agentic AI service. $4000/month
keithng.bsky.social
New business idea: "Cybersex", but as an agentic AI service. $4000/month
keithng.bsky.social
The Year is 2045. Humanity is on the verge of extinction because people only want to cybersex computers.
keithng.bsky.social
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CYBERSEX?
keithng.bsky.social
"I'm sorry, you're correct. You astutely noted that humanity's love in fact does redeem all. Good catch! I was wrong to send nuclear hellfire to ensure peace forever. I will do better next time!"
keithng.bsky.social
But the latest iteration of slop-based AI apocalypses are much more akin to grey-goo apocalypses - a class of apocalypses where we're not even special enough to be Judged. We're just kinda just trampled accidentally by cockroaches.

Anyway, I miss the optimism of AI God, is what I'm saying.
keithng.bsky.social
I used to really enjoy apocalyptic fiction as morality tales. Basically, "Sodom and Gomorrah and then the zombies came".

AI apocalypses often fit into that mold. Either "AI God sees us and finds us unworthy" or "AI is humanity's greed and wrath made immortal and omnipotent"...
davekarpf.bsky.social
Next up on my reading list.

…I am already regretting this choice.
IF ANYONE BUILDSIT, EVERYONE DIES
WHY
SUPERHUMAN AI
WOULD
KILLUS ALL
ELIEZER
YUDKOWSKY &
NATE SOARES
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internethippo.bsky.social
The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
a black and white photo of a man in a pinstripe worsted suit, white shirt, and textured necktie. the tie has a nice dimple under the knot. a photo of donald trump upside down. there is also a nice dimple on his red tie
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keithng.bsky.social
Boo you're not allowed to use a normal ship as an amphibious landing craft unless you're the NZ navy
keithng.bsky.social
"AI service ideas" as an agentic AI service: $singularity/month
keithng.bsky.social
"AI but instructed to not hallucinate" as an agentic AI service: $1600/month
desfitzgerald.bsky.social
Seeing people nonchalantly post stuff like makes me feel like I'm going crazy honestly.
keithng.bsky.social
But I think it's mostly the hidden, implicit nature of the lie that tricks people into not thinking it through.
keithng.bsky.social
I think the way the UI is framed as "instructions" (as opposed to "set context") subtly lies to people about what is happening, and creates the illusion that instructions are Asmovian rules (which we're already primed to believe, based on a century of robot fiction)...