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Ben Darlow

@kapowaz.net

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Designer/Engineer. Maker of things. Emoji artisan. Keyboard enthusiast (@kapowaz.industries). Coventry City fan. Invented @-replies. Not John Green. He/Him.

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · Dec 24

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#CelebrityTraitors

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 6h

“I am a faithful.”

Bob Mortimer holding up a card he’s reading out on Would I Lie To You

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 12h

an aerial view of a city with the letters s.s. visible in the distance

Alt: an aerial view of a city as a big explosion happens in the distance

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 23h

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning go on the internet for 8 hours

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1d

what’s your most unhinged opinion about engagement farming?

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 23h

How many white England internationals have been called ‘entitled’ in the press, I wonder?

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 23h

Last week before Traitors started I genuinely thought I’d gotten trapped on some weird ‘only ads for upcoming shows’ holding loop.

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lol Maddy claiming she only farts once every six months, amazing. #CelebrityTraitors

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Every time I see Charlotte Church in that sweater it tricks me into thinking she’s actually hobbit-sized #CelebrityTraitors

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 1d

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

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AAAAH-riadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 1d

Give Celia Imrie's fart a BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d

Flabberfarting #CelebrityTraitors

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Flabbergasting! #CelebrityTraitors

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 1d

Clown makeup meme

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$500bn company

404 Media @404media.co · 2d

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Not forgetting the sequel, featuring Hank Schrader 🌀 B O N G 🌀 youtu.be/WzhW20hLp6M

Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5)

YouTube video by placeboing

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Forgot how unbelievably good this is. youtu.be/WsqdmqRgrIc

Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 1 and 2)

YouTube video by placeboing

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Phew.

Congratulations

Well done on achieving this great feat. You persevered and you triumphed. We hope you enjoyed yourself in the world of Hollow Knight. We'll meet again soon on the road ahead.

Team Cherry

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

A comic panel where a stick man is angry because he’s discovered the stick girl he’s been trying to chat up has a boyfriend, only the boyfriend is a white whale, who joins her by saying ‘sup, baby’

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Colour matching keycaps be like

Matt Round @mattround.com · 2d

Doing some colour profile adjustment & it’s reminded me of the time I had to change a web site’s colours because the client company’s IT dept had bought everyone terrible monitors and they wouldn’t accept it looked right for the rest of the world

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Well this is a car crash of a logo. That red outline for the top of the flame lol

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 3d

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Makes u think

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Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

I’ve owned every generation of iPhone since the first. In all that time I’ve never once dropped it down the toilet, something I’ve now managed to do twice in a little over 3 weeks with the iPhone 17.

Ben Darlow @kapowaz.net · 2d

Post you from a different era.

November 2004, Wigan. Clan HellJumpers convene before hitting the club.

Myself and a couple of gamer dudes in a sparse flat, looking painfully noughties with an old gaming PC in the background