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Jon Cudby
@joncudby.bsky.social
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Neurotypical father to two neurodivergent kids, one tiny dog and two indifferent cats. Lover of nonsense. He/him, ho/hum.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · Feb 17
Sydenham Lidl. Best known for its comedy double act with Eddenham Large.
The Sydenham branch of Lidl supermarket.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 5d
Other people will know York better than me and can probably recommend somewhere new and exciting. But if you're only there for a day, you probably have to embrace the tourist thing and have tea at Betty's
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 6d
That dog made it everywhere! And every stop he made, he'd make a new friend. (Thanks for the earworm)
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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 8d
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 9d
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Dozens of sex toys have been found washed up on a Scottish beach.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 9d
As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 12d
Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.
A handwritten notice outside a house, reading "Hamster toys/food etc. Please take."
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 14d
Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 14d
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 14d
I read once that people find it easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism. The end of capitalism is just not conceivable. That might explain why everyone seems resigned to just blindly shuffling towards the apocalypse.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 17d
I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.
The London city skyline under a blue sky.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 17d
A bonnie, bonnie bus route indeed
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 17d
Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby
The view from the front seat of a bus making its way up Walworth Road.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 19d
Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 20d
In the past, if you wanted to work illegally in the UK, you didn't need a passport, ID, National Insurance number, visa, or any other documents.

In the future, thanks to a new government initiative, if you want to work illegally in the UK all you won't need is a compulsory digital ID Britcard.
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louderthanwar.com @louderthanwar.bsky.social · 22d
Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet...

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Not Your President Not My King (room acoustic brand new song)
YouTube video by Jim Bob
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22d
Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 23d
Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.
A representation of a Union Jack made of fists A boot in a mouth with the text "lick today, eat tomorrow" A Palestinian flag with blood dripping down it.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24d
Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”
Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority
Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...
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Alex Wilson @adjwilson.bsky.social · 24d
@barneyronay.bsky.social Hi Barney. This is the 2nd time in 2 years that a non-league player has received a life-changing injury from a head collision with a perimeter wall, because the FA can't be bothered to update ground regs. Fancy taking up the story?

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/368025...
Ex-Arsenal starlet Billy Vigar in induced coma after suffering 'brain injury'
FORMER Arsenal prospect Billy Vigar has been placed in an induced coma, his club has announced. The Chichester City attacker, 21, suffered a serious injury when the Isthmian Premier Division outfit…
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 25d
Still can't see this fixture without mentally adding "Brooking" in the middle.
A football result that reads "Sunderland 1 Villa 1"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25d
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 25d
A 4-2 win!
Almost made the £70 parking fine tolerable.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 25d
First game of the season for the boy. Hopes high after we managed to hit the post during our final pre-season friendly last week. We lost that game 9-0 but you have to take the positives.
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 27d
Don't be too harsh on Teddy. It must be hard living your life in the face of constant comparisons with someone as perfect as Deacon Claybourne.
(I miss Nashville.)
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Jon Cudby @joncudby.bsky.social · 28d
Yes, Brockwell. I bike there so I have technically done 2/3 of a triathlon already today and can be even more smug than usual.
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 28d
A story in three parts.
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