Joseph Donne
@joedonnewrites.bsky.social
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As-yet unpublished writer of #HistoricalFiction | Lover of #SciFi, reader of most genres | He/him https://linktr.ee/JosephDonne
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Your fingertips to God's eyeballs 🙏🏼
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Down to his last penny, Jason “J.D.” Donovan makes a deal that saves his life but inadvertently puts his friends and family in danger.

Can he save them without sacrificing himself?

A horror novella in the tradition of “The Twilight Zone” and Stephen King

www.ilenegoldman.com/books

#Booksky
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Mushrooms (tastes like snot to me)
Napoleon Dynamite (2 hrs I'd like back)
"Higher" by Creed (Creed generally, but especially that one)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Avocado - tastes like mushy grass to me 🤷‍♀️

The Notebook

Fancy by Iggy Azalea
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Sweet potato: cannot handle the texture no matter how it's prepared

Twilight: opinions are too extreme & varied for me to discuss publicly

Hound Dog
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A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.

She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!

Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
I think the mushy middle of this draft just clicked into place

BRB gonna sleep on it and write furiously in the morning

#AmWriting
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Perkin Warbeck suffered a traitor's death but what if ... he really was one of the lost princes in the tower

http://mybook.to/asongofsixpence

##HistoricalFiction ##Tudors ##HistFic ##WinterWarmer
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Witness Augustus as you’ve never seem him, re-sculptured to look nothing like himself!

The scene is ostensibly Augustus driving a chariot of Tritons. The imagery includes Tritons holding a shield with an oak wreath (thought to be the clipeus virtutis) and Victoria.

#ReliefWednesday #AncientRome
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Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years
Not even to make myself to feel something. I'm just an idiot 😭
Accidentally injuring myself with no recollection of it happening is a decades-long skill of mine.

Today's edition: sheering off a chunk of my fingernail and wondering why my finger is bleeding later 😭
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"It is the worst of times. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."
-Cicero
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#NewRelease in #Audiobook!

Sent as a bride for the King of England, Anna of Cleves is thrown into a court of scandal and cutthroat politics

Only by her wits will she survive...

The Swan Maiden
by G. Lawrence

#Histfic #Tudor #audiobooks

www.audible.co.uk/pd/B0FJZZVCT...
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When astronomeres get drunke thei texte their exoplanets
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The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
Hate when that happens 😭😂
I keep writing myself into a hole, which is fine: I haven't done a spy mystery/thriller before, so I know I'm going to make mistakes.

Frustrating, but hopefully leading to a payoff soon.