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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 3h

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 1d

"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"

(the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls")

x.com/dailyportalz...

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 1d

Ya know what. I'm gonna mark that down as one of the good ones in the series.

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 1d

Watching the newest Jurassic Park (the one with ScarJo) and I do enjoy how for like 10 minutes it becomes an Indian Jones movie.

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 1d

You really gotta hand it to the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park series for having impeccable timing on knowing when the best time to roar is.

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JustDavin @justdavin.bsky.social · 3d

[Me, stumbling out of my bomb shelter full of TTRPGs, looking over the blasted landscape devoid of life]: There's time enough now! Time enough at last!
So, uhhh, what's everyone's availability?"

Smouldering Skeleton Nearby: This month is actually really busy for me.

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 3d

Blades is so good, I've actually run a few sessions; everyone loves a good heist!

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 3d

Inside Weird Indie Games

Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 3d

If I ever say I'm bored, please remind me that I have all of these TTRPG and TTRPG related things to play (even better if you want to play one)

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 5d

Moleman; I need the biggest metaphor you have...

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 6d

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right.

i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 6d

Duh. Those of us on the ground last year actually speaking with middle class/working class voters and who heard from these voters every single day the same - “Trump is an asshole, but Democrats are out of touch” - could’ve saved my new political party a lot of time & money producing this “report.”👇

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 6d

Idea for when a Sounders player goes down holding his leg tonight.

Ouch!!!....... His Shin!!!!!!

Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 6d

I have moved onto being incredibly excited for the Loons game tonight and all pessimism has washed away from my body.

Denial about Minnesota sports is fully in effect!

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 7d

Oh wow, that second goal for the Union was just nice.

Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 7d

Fire kinda deserve to get scored on there on a break after giving the ball away on the world's worst pass dummy.

Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 9d

I'm glad there was a quick smooch near the end though it was not sexy.

Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 9d

Time to see Del Toro's Frankenstein in the theatre. I hear it's a Romantic story. I hope Frankenstein and the monster kiss.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10d

if disney does a theatrical release of the original star wars films for the 50th anniversary and offers them on physical media i will forgive them for every terrible decision they've made with star wars

Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 10d

just discovered that there was a leak from someone involved in the restoration team revealing that Disney is, indeed, restoring the theatrical cuts of the original Star Wars trilogy! complete with screenshots!

From the StarWarsLeaks community on Reddit: Star Wars Theatrical OT Leaked Restoration Screenshots

Explore this post and more from the StarWarsLeaks community

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 10d

a group of people are sitting at a table in a room and one of them is holding something in his hand

ALT: a group of people are sitting at a table in a room and one of them is holding something in his hand

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 11d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 11d

i know you got there first guys but i don’t think you should use that name anymore

a sticker on a lamppost reads “GOONERS ON TOUR, 1886”

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 11d

Campaign idea:
Call of Cthulhu: Stardew Valley.

Your team wakes up on a strange farm, no memory and have to figure out what the f is going on.

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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 11d

The "don't tear down monuments" crowd seems pretty damn quiet about Trump bulldozing 1/3 of the White House.

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Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 13d

Mondays suck but it is the day of the week I stab myself in the leg with a needle and inject estrogen. I think it counts as witchcraft because it keeps my demons at bay so at the bare minimum I am pissing off conservatives in two ways.

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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 13d

I couldn't help feeling...why aren't any of Trump's former personal attorneys now in jobs way over their head texting me?

a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom

Alt: Sarah Jessica Parker sitting typing at her laptop in a Sex and the City scene

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