Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
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Full-time, bestselling author with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social ♡ Newfoundlander ♡ ♡ #AmWriting SFFH: J.M. Keep ♡ Romance: @alexisabbott.bsky.social ♡ Erotica: @candyquinn.bsky.social ♡
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It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease
The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.
jmkeep.bsky.social
Yea I have them split into three ziplocks, two in the freezer, and the whole place still smells of them. They're great though! And what a deal!
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I am so weary of that class of extremely online leftists who think being a Serious Person™️ who only posts and does nothing else is superior to being a Fun Person™️ who physically shows up
aaronputnam.bsky.social
I deleted a post of me in a frog suit with my 7-yr old daughter because a big account reposted, admonishing us for not being serious enough protestors (or something). I shouldn’t have included my daughter in the image, which was why I deleted it. But I was stunned by the condescension.
jmkeep.bsky.social
This guy must be trying to get gone.
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jmkeep.bsky.social
One of the most true 'trashy if you're poor, classy if you're rich' things is being eccentric.
jmkeep.bsky.social
We just have a private chat for just the two of us so we can spitball and brainstorm but then go back through all the ideas to choose which ones to roll with. That way we don't forget what we said unlike talking about it in person haha.
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jekeep.bsky.social
It's Thanksgiving. The real Thanksgiving. Not that fake one the Americans celebrate which is way too close to Christmas to be bearable.
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jekeep.bsky.social
Spell check has gotten so much worse the last couple of years, it is driving me fucking insane
jmkeep.bsky.social
I bought a container of peeled garlic cloves from Costco - a massive container for $7 - but it is so strong, the entire house stinks of garlic even though it's in the fridge 😭
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jekeep.bsky.social
Had sudden story inspo, so went and hammered out an introductory chapter so I could capture the vibe while it was fresh in mind. #AmWriting
jmkeep.bsky.social
Notebooks, google docs, discord channels, and ellipsus docs filled with ideas. Whatever system works is the best system haha. David Lynch had napkins of ideas.

Most of our planning happens in discord, or IRL, then we flesh it out in discord, then put it in a doc.
jmkeep.bsky.social
Get yourself a boyfriend who can help you with your math homework when you're 16, and then when you're 41, you can get your husband to help you with the math for your video game economy spreadsheet.
jmkeep.bsky.social
Alert: Your KDP Account

#indieauthor #amwriting #author
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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golikehellmachine.com
every linux person i know: you should try linux, it’s great and easy!

also every linux person i know:
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Ed @ed3d.net · 20h
ed: I want to just install a Linux desktop and I prefer KDE

also ed: fedora doesn't have even nouveau out of the box and says "mess with rpmfusion"

also ed: "'nobara linux'? that has one developer"

also ed: "kubuntu's installer crashes making encrypted partitions"
jmkeep.bsky.social
Massive authors have been full out banned from Amazon. Author's make up such a small percent of Amazon's income, and even big publishers have trouble making Amazon do anything. They even cut their author representative program for bestsellers a few years ago.
jmkeep.bsky.social
Oh and Dog Soldiers was good!
jmkeep.bsky.social
Night Bitch is a new kinda take on it that mostly is an allegory for motherhood. Very much feminist horror that doesn't have a lot of subtly but is a good watch.
jmkeep.bsky.social
It's been really upsetting to stumble on AI videos of tragedy on tiktok. There's an account making videos of Mt. Everest deaths lately. Probably won't be able to use the app much longer because of unmarked AI and it sucks.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
This is how a $45 shirt becomes $90 and then $180. This 2x multiplying through the chain is called keystone pricing.

So why can't the brand just sell it to a consumer for $90, cutting out the retail markup? Because if they become a retailer, they will need to raise prices to cover their new costs.
A clothing store with suits on the rack and bags on the shelf.
jmkeep.bsky.social
AI is the aesthetic of fascism so upon seeing slop they thought "that's ours"
junlper.beer
dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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jekeep.bsky.social
Always thought we watched the original Ju-On, but no, we'd never seen The Curse 1 & 2! They were straight-to-video low budget releases. But you can see the solid foundation, well done for it's budget.

The best of the series remains "Origins". It was so chilling, it slips into my thoughts regularly.
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jmkeep.bsky.social
It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease
The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.
jmkeep.bsky.social
One of the most true 'trashy if you're poor, classy if you're rich' things is being eccentric.